There was a new development in the "Was Bob Woolmer Murdered?" story yesterday, when it was confirmed that he was strangulated to death by strangulation, and, in all likelihood, not by a stranger.
In a shocking setback to the war plans of President Franklin Delano Roosevelt, a rebellious House of Representatives passed the Pelosi-Bormann bill that will cut off all funds to American troops in Europe by September 1, 1944.
Wayne Rooney, it has been revealed today, recovered from his metatarsal injury more quickly than was expected, because he had the toe removed, and replaced by a spare finger he had.
Wayne Rooney has broken a leg while training for England's Euro 2008 qualifier with Israel.
Cricket fans the world over, today mourned the passing of a truly world-class cricketer, batsman Bob Woolmer.
The England cricket team will face up to their tricky qualifying group match against Kenya on Saturday, bolstered by the return of Andrew Flintoff, after his one-match ban yesterday against Canada.
Wayne Rooney and Cristiano Ronaldo have pleaded with fans to stop reading transfer rumours.
Reporting from Twickenham: ENGLAND VS FRANCE. A widely watched rugby game played this weekend, with England proving to be the VICTOR (VICTORIA) of this match.
An extremely distressed Karen Grimley (45) telephoned The Spoof this morning reporting that she had "seen into oblivion."...
With coastal erosion and sea levels steadily rising people living on the south coast of England are becoming more aware of the risks which face them.
There is uproar and pandemonium on the picturesque North Norfolk coast this morning as it was confirmed that village communities and Parish Council's would, after all, be able to implement a local tax and other costings against second home owners...
The famous Spa water at the Pantiles Tunbridge Wells in the south of England has been found to contain lead as well as iron. People in Tunbridge Wells have been "Taking the waters" for centuries and it is only now that the lead cont...
Ian 'Beefy' Botham, in a sensational attack has slammed the entire Australian test cricket side as being abysmal.
I, Et McCrone, though not a particularly religious fella, am no fool. I can see the importance of faith in the current political climate in the colonies and Mother England. Who'd a thought it?...
As Ireland sees an influx of English escaping overheated England, attracted by the crack, the low rate of money, and the high rate of something for nothing, a new form of lighthearted, well-meant, joke is sweeping the bars and ceilidhs of Dublin's celebrated, traditionally literally boozy parts. In a reversal of table-turning, the Iri...
Edinburgh - Preparations were being made at Edinburgh castle today for a celebration of the 200th anniversary of Scotland becoming part of England in what is misleadingly referred to as the act of Union.
SCIENCE DESK - The National Society for the Advancement of Technological Techniques has unearthed new facts about how the brave English created the world, so there.
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