President Barack Obama has unveiled his solution to the Afgan problem during an interview with the CNN. Asked whether the USA can ever be successful in its mission in Afganistan, Mr Obama said that the breaking point would come when Pakistan woul...
Barack Obama has issued an Executive Order to The Department of Education, requiring that new standards be set for the teaching of children in public schools. The order is to be known as Executive Order #57 (after the number of states he claims are...
WASHINGTON DC - According to my source, Heinze Kissinger, Obama has been rated the 'worlds most interesting man' by a large beer company owned by one of his former presidential rivals. In secret talks between the beer company and Obama, it was put...
President Obama was preparing to make his acceptance speech for receiving the Nobel Peace Prize in the White House today when suddenly a door flung open and Kayce West leaped forward and grabbed the Nobel from the arm of President Obama and broke in.
Officials of the Internal Revenue Service were performing a required audit on the income of the President of the United States (required under the Election Reform Act of 1987). While checking Barack Hussein Obama's tax returns from the late 1990's,...
President Barack Obama received a special award from the Nobel Prize committee today as his "What It Is, Is What It Is" Theory. "Where Einstein went wrong, is saying that everything is made up of energy", explained the president, with Harry Reid a...
During a recent sit down with Major Garrett of FOX News, Mr. Bush was asked to narrow down to one word, if he could, what best distinguished him from the present occupant of the White House. "Butt!" emphatically replied Mr. Bush. The interviewer looked clueless. "That's affirmative, Major" affirmed the President, breaking the prolonged silence. "Uh, that word," asked Garrett, "is it t...
Washington DC: Presidential Press Secretary Robert Gibbs announced that following the passage of a health care reform bill or a cap and trade bill, President Obama will focus on US deficit reduction. The president asked House Speaker Pelosi to ta...
WASHINGTON DC - According to my source, Heinze Kissinger, the Obama administration is set to announce a new solution to the dearth of jobs in America. Due to the shortage of jobs here, all jobs will no longer pay any money. Instead, all workers w...
Adolf Hitler's birth house is now up for sale and there have been offers for the property from the most unusual sources. Obviously BNP leader Nick Griffin put in an offer, he wants to be able to feel the vibes of his hero, worship the master, set...
It began shortly after the inauguration. He already knew, that as President, there would be certain things he could never talk over with anyone. The mysterious voice in the White House bedroom in the middle of the night was one of them. It began subtly at first- a small, steady, but powerful voice much like the one that enticed Kevin Costener in 'Field Of Dreams' only more sinister, saying...
Popular Fox "News" Commentator Bill O'Reilly launched an astonishing attack on American President Barack Obama today. "The Russians and the Chinese have less regulation and more freedom of trade than we do. If I was dying of heart disease, and co...
The Association for Black Continuity (ABC) asked President Obama to step down immediately to secure the chances of future black candidates to be elected. ABC Vice-President Leroy Washington said that Barak Obama was an android created in a labora...
George Bush is alive and kicking especially after the latest gubernatorial races showed support for the ex-President and his Republican party! Dissatisfaction with Obama over the economy, his colour, losing the Olympic bid, has lead many Yanks to...
US PRESIDENT Barack Obama is a secret fan of Wotsits. The popular corn snack beloved of other world leaders including JFK, Margaret Thatcher and Neil Kinnock, has been a family favourite for hundreds of years. Obama confessed his admiration for...
Nobel Peace Prize Changes Name To Obama Peace Prize As Tiger Woods Was This Year's Runner-Up For Peaceful Fart Oslo, October 30th, the Nobel panel has decided after a full week of thought that they will change the "Peace Prize" name to the "Obama...
Washington - (AC/DC): UK politicians once dubbed Barack Obama Africa's diamond geezer. Now, however, they're not so sure amid transatlantic numerology backlash fears as Neptune, planet of illusion and toxic hubris, finally ends its retrograde cyc...
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