Adolf Hitler's birth house is now up for sale and there have been offers for the property from the most unusual sources.
Obviously BNP leader Nick Griffin put in an offer, he wants to be able to feel the vibes of his hero, worship the master, set up a shrine in the house and have it used for NS pilgrimages
Bin Laden, secretly through his lawyers, has also put a bid in for the house explaining that Adolf is a great inspiration for him in his quest to conquer the world!
President Ghaddafi, Robert Mugawe, Russian ex-president Putin are all interested in purchasing the property too, they all feel the same, Hitler also inspired them in their quest for greed, power and even global power.
The government of Israel have also bid for the property in Brunau, Austria. They feel that Hitler, although murdering millions of Jews, parted the waves in the Dead Sea for them and showed the Jews that with brutality you can achieve anything!
The most unusual source and favourite to buy the house is President Obama, he has upped the price so high, forbid the Isrealis from bidding and promised to bomb Austria if he doesn't get it!
The reason why Obama wants it so badly is; in his younger years he was inspired by "Mein Kampf" and also found out that Hitler's ancestors were originally black, negro, Neanderthals from Africa.
Also their family trees intertwined, Hitler and Obama are actually related, both families inhabited the same cave and were hunted by prehistoric, white, caucasian tribes, racist bastards!
Hitler's family escaped across the Alps to end up in Austria and eventually became white.
Obama's family ended up being black slaves, were captured and exported to the US by Nazi Dutch Slave Drivers!
Obama, claims he is black and proud but feels his family ties with Adolf allow him to become the first black dictator to rule the world, Sieg Heil!