JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - A spokesperson for Global Records has just stated that the official World Cup Games song "Waka Waka" has just made it to number one. Shakira sings the song which was co-written by American Idol's Kara DioGuardi and 50s...
A gang of football hooligans were stopped at the gates of Rustenburg stadium this afternoon. At least 139 men dressed in red tunics and large hats sang Welsh songs at the crowds causing some disturbance. Chief of police, Captain Okou, said that...
Penelope sat on her mother's lap and stared into the sky. 'How much more of that fucking football are we having to put up with?' 'Darling' said Mama 'you will offend people if you speak like that against their religion. They will declare an intafada against you and roast you alive.' 'That's better than football. It stinks.' 'It will be over soon, Penelope my sweetheart, and Daddy will be...
A middle aged man dressed in rusty mail, a stained cod piece, carrying a broad sword and long bow, was detained after an inquiry into the cause of 22 mysterious deaths of travelers asphyxiated under a 5 acre St. George Cross the first day of the Wor...
Durban, South Africa - A small riot broke out shortly following the soccer match in Durban between Germany and Australia over what was eventually deemed a protest by Security Stewards over the pay they received for a long day of working the soccer ma...
"Paul Pierce is still the truth", says a deflated Kobe Bryant following a 92-86 Game 5 loss to arch-rival Celtics. Perhaps the US Government should send Pierce down to Peru to get the truth out of Joran van der Sloot concerning Natalie Hollaway.
Football fans complaining in front of their TV sets about the loud, continuous buzzing noise* at World Cup matches should think again. Imagine what it is like if you are in the crowd! English football fan Jim Cameron (David's cousin twice removed)...
There was anguish in the Antipodes this morning (or last night if you were in Britain at that time) when the Australian World Cup team announced that its 'star larker', painter, musician, singer, composer and all-round entertainer, Rolf Harris, would...
The most talked about thing at this year's world cup is not the defence of Italy, the ruthlessness of the Germans, the cheating French or the over-hyped English. It's the horns. The constant mosquito like buzz that accompanies every match has draw...
In an unprecedented charitable gesture, the German National footy team have decided to withdraw form the World Cup and give the rest a chance. After thrashing "new world wannabees" Australia last night the Germans feeling very charitable have deci...
POLOKWANE, South Africa - John Mayer flew to South Africa to watch the World Cup game between Algeria and Slovenia at Polokwane's Laughing Hyena Stadium. Mayer said that he has been a fan of the Algerian team for the past two years ever since he s...
Johannesburg SA: Mr. Equine Butt of Chicago IL took his family to see the World Cup football matches. The football matchup between the USA and England being a once in a lifetime event, not occurring since the War of 1812. Mr. Butt came with his...
All nuclear power stations in the UK will be phased out and replaced by ex Holland football mid-fielder Edgar Davids before the end of 2012. Davids will begin generating Britain's electricity after the 2010 World Cup is over in July. He will start...
Critics have blamed England's poor performance in their opening World Cup game against the USA on 'eccentric' training sessions in which the players practice with bricks instead of footballs. The bizarre technique was recently introduced by coach Fab...
A technical glitch in ITV's coverage of the World Cup match between England and the USA caused everyone watching in High Definition to miss the England goal. As Steven Gerrard was slotting England's first goal of the tournament past the USA goalkeep...
England and West Ham United goalkeeper Robert Green has received a CBE from the Queen in recognition for his outstanding performance in goal against the USA in the World Cup. The Queen, who is a big German football fan, was delighted to see the En...
World Cup officials on hand at the USA / England World Cup match were stunned to pearn that nearly 500,000 American TVs were tuned in. This number equals the total amount of Americans that heretofre had ever watched a soccer match on TV. Revelers...
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