Kobe on Paul Pierce: He's The Truth, Still

Funny story written by Cliff Landsdown

Monday, 14 June 2010

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"Paul Pierce is still the truth", says a deflated Kobe Bryant following a 92-86 Game 5 loss to arch-rival Celtics.

Perhaps the US Government should send Pierce down to Peru to get the truth out of Joran van der Sloot concerning Natalie Hollaway.

"They outta send Pierce's Ass down to Peru before Game 6 to get the truth outta dat van der sloot guy and bring Bynum with him since he ain't doing shit for us down low, maybe he can just sit on van der sloot", says the 'Black Mamba'.

Methinks Celtics is 6 games, with or without Bynum.

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