CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - President George W. Bush, after hearing about the testimony of Richard Perle, was visibly shaken. When a reporter asked the president if he was involved in the 9/11 conspiracy, Bush asked, "Who me? It...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Former Assistant Defense Secretary Richard Perle said that former CIA Director George Tenet is attempting to "shift responsibility" for his failure to anticipate the September 11, 2001, attacks and...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Laura Bush finally got President George Bush to agree to wear a white tie when he meets the Queen at the White House. "But I don't wanna', Laura," he kept saying over and over, said Laura.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Macedonia - TWO billionaire businessmen from Greater Manchester are being quizzed by police after their Porsche was involved in an accident during the famous Gumball 3000 rally.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today, in an effort to reduce Social Security payments and stop frivolous lawsuits, President George W. Bush urged Congress to outlaw anything that might cause cancer.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Alaska - The FBI searched the offices of four legislators associated with the Corrupt Bastards Club: Stevens, Rep. Pete Kott, R-Eagle River; Sen. John Cowdery, R-Anchorage; and Rep. Vic Kohring, R-Wasilla. They also searched w...
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CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Jamestown, VA - Queen Elizabeth II arrived in Jamestown, VA today to recognize the 400th anniversary of England's first permanent English settlement. It is the kickoff for "America's Anniversary Weekend" extr...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Iraq - In Iraq this morning, fighting had broken out in the desert. The fighting was fierce at first, but soon died down when everyone ran out of ammo.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Republican presidential candidates are divided on what to say about President Bush as they campaign for the 2008 presidency. McCain has already attacked the performance of the White House, while others feel...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - The entire world is trembling. Everyone knows the end of the world is neigh. Today in Washington, D.C. a politician actually made an intelligent statement.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today, the House failed to overturn President George Bush's veto. The 222-203 vote was quite short of the two-thirds majority needed to override the veto. It was stunning defeat for the Democrats and t...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Larry King - On May 2, 2007, Oprah endorsed Barack Obama for president. "I know him personally," said Oprah, "and quite often. "That man turns me OOOOnnnn! With my billions, he's sure to make it to p...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - The FDA gave the O.K. to "Suicide Pills" today. Many anti-depressants cause suicidal thoughts and actions, especially in younger adults. The "Suicide Pills" are a new push by the Bush Ad...
CCN - Routers - The Magical Mystery Music, discovered in a Scottish Church that was featured in the best-selling novel "The Da Vinci Code," has been discovered after almost 600 years.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - TheSpoof.com writer CalJennings had no idea that Sir Paul McCartney would take him up on his suggestion to sing for world peace, but that's just what Sir Paul plans to do.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - President Bush, after vetoing the bill to withdraw troops from Iraq, said, "Congress needs to pass an emergency war spending bill quickly" and "...Confident that with goodwill on both sides we...
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