A miracle in the small college town of Denton, Texas, where a local woman credits her half-eaten toasted cheese sandwich, purportedly showing the image of The Obama, with the unexpected refinancing of her mortgage, allowing her to keep her home of te...
The myths of the ancients tell and retell of how the sins of the leaders visit upon the innocent citizens a shitload of hell to pay. Even as in the Oedipus tale the hero is totally unaware of his transgression a plague can torment the people. Man...
Detroit and it's disgraced ex-mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, both the laughing stock of America, are set to go free from jail at 12:01am this morning. Kilpatrick, if you remember, was jailed for 120 days for perjury and assault in a whistle-blower lawsuit a...
Austin, TX- It's official: George W. Bush has pulled another fast one, this time on the people of Texas. With only a few days left in second term as Commander in Chief, President Bush wanted to be aboslutely certain that his administration will go...
North Texas University football coach Todd "Get out of" Dodge chose to have his green eagles tested for recreational drugs. Like the avarian kites of old these eagles are apparently soaring to new and higher heights on everything from pot through...
Galveston, TX - Hurricane Ike pounded the Gulf Coast hard stated the only witness who stayed behind to see the incident. Tom Peepers, who works at the Galveston Pussy Cat Adult Theater said he saw the whole thing as he walked around the ruins of Hurr...
Over 2000 federal troops, and law enforcement officers from all over Texas, and parts of Oklahoma and Louisiana stormed The Lakewood Church of Houston Sunday during worship services and arrested the entire congregation of over 26000 members. The acti...
In a surprise move Friday, the Texas Court of Appeals ruled that the more than 400 children seized from a polygamist compound will have the option of a state-sponsored exchange program in addition to foster care.
Texas Child Protective Services has been chastened by a State magistrate for its swift efforts to protect hubnderds of children from an Eldorado cult known for its forced under age marriages and intra familial sexual intercourse.
Bryan, Texas - (Lurid Ass Mess): Texas has overtaken the Vatican City as top global child molester hotspot with this week's arrest of yet another church minister on online child solicitation charges.
A band of Texans and mercenaries from other territories barricaded themselves into a mission northern Mexico and decided that they would commit mass suicide rather than allow Mexicans to keep their land.
Crawford, Texas - (Skunk Mess): A shadow looms over Jenna Bush's wedding this Saturday with the news that pranksters managed to find a grave at her family Predator Chapel Ranch home, dig up the coffin, abuse the corpse and covert the skull into...
CRAWFORD, Texas The wedding of President Bush's daughter at his 1,600-acre ranch is the social event of the year in the shit-kickin' Texas town of Crawford.
In Texas, the leading death-penalty and concealed carry state in the US, choice Huntsville vacation slots are quickly snapped up by shoppers looking for something a little different for their Cinco de Mayo celebration.
Texas - (AssoCIAted Mess): George W Bush's crop-dusting coke dealer flew into trouble today after security service guards pounced near the presidential Predator Chapel Ranch home in Wacko, Texas.
In February of 1982, musician Ozzy Osbourne was arrested in San Antonio, Texas. He was wearing a dress in the downtown area and seen urinating on a statue in front of the Alamo. The monument was a shrine to the men, women, and children who died at...
1.) Any person with a valid Texas hunting license may harvest attorneys.
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