WASHINGTON, D.C. - Well it took an unfunny comic to get President Barack Obama and Mitt Romney to finally agree on something. And the source of their agreement is a little known comic who goes by the name of Jeffrey Ross. Ling Chow Rangoon with...
The President's re election campaign committee demanded to see the dental records of Mitt Romney going back at least three years. "The American people deserve a president with good teeth, especially since health care will be in shambles in a f...
In an exclusive interview with Mitt Romney, The Spoof probes the presidential hopeful's position on Syria. Or, at least, we tried to... DS: What do you think of Syria's plight and what should the US be doing about it? MR: I guessed this would come up because I heard someone - Walter Cronkite, I believe - mention it briefly on TV. Let me make it quite clear that I do not believe the situ...
SAN FRANCISCO - The woman who is considered to be "The Queen of Porn" was sitting in a booth at San Francisco's infamous Booby Trap Strip Lounge. Jenna Jameson, who has appeared in 162 porn films, including www.GSpot.hot, iBox, and Cinderella's Sa...
A background check conducted by the Romney Campaign, which is considering selecting Condoleeza Rice as Romney's Vice President running mate, has revealed that Rice is related to E.T. the Extraterrestial from the popular 1982 Steven Speilberg science...
In a move unprecedented in US history and possibly illegal, Mitt Romney announced at a press conference this morning that he would not announce his running mate until after the election in November. As the press corps reacted in stunned amazement, on...
Calling it his "Happy Plan for America", Mitt Romney told casino goers at Donald Trump's Casino Royale in Geneva, Switzerland today that if elected he would announce his plan "to put every American adult to work in a job that pays a minimum of $250,0...
BOSTON (August 1)-Mitt Romney claims he left Bain Capital in 1999, but documents signed by him and filed with the SEC in 2002 disclosed that he was the firm's "sole stockholder, chairman of the board, chief executive officer, and president." This di...
As thousands of US citizens prepared to flee the Middle East today, Governor Mitt Romney tried to "walk back" his comments to Jewish supporters in Jerusalem yesterday. "I NEVER referred to the Palestinians as Rag Heads. I might have said the word...
Septic, MA - A story in the current issue of Leader Breeders USA says Presidential candidate Mitt Romney's current Presidential overseas tour is nothing more that a cover-up to hide his visits to illegitimate bastard off-shore bank accounts, which...
In a move unprecedented in US history, the entire United States was declared a No Fly Zone early today by the Federal Aviation Administration just after the Romney jetliner left Israel. "Pure coincidence," says FAA Acting Administrator Michael P. Hue...
According to the press corps traveling with the Romney campaign the trip to Israel was to be the crowning moment of a world tour that, as yet, had been a disaster. Campaign aides breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that Israeli Prime MinisterBenja...
Mitt Romney's curious, unconvincing, some may even say farcical and long winded assertion to a Klan rally here today that his attacks on what he called "the very bad exotic looking socialist Christian... excuse me, atheist or Muslim, take your pick,...
Presidential candidate Mitt Romney had hoped for better after his disastrous trip to the UK. He visited Poland yesterday and addressed the crowd at the airport with the following: "How many Polacks does it take to…?" The Associated Press is repo...
The Associated Press is reporting this morning that presidential candidate Mitt Romney did it again yesterday and one more time, "stepped in it," as the report states. After a disastrous start in the morning when he criticized the British preparatio...
The British people had a dramatic change of heart last night and suddenly got behind the Olympic Games being hosted in the East of London. The incredible u-turn came after American Presidential candidate Mitt Romney questioned whether Britain was...
LONDON - Mitt Romney has just clearly demonstrated the art of sticking one's foot in one's mouth. The GOP presidential candidate figured that he would jump on the Olympics bandwagon and garner all kinds of free publicity for his political campaign...
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