The European Parliament is at it again, coming up with yet more insanely asinine directives to complicate the everyday lives of people living under their mandate, and this time they demand the UK follow suite! Squirreled away somewhere in a dank o...
In a striking assault on 'family values', the Con/Lib government has given the green light to promoting the abandonment of heterosexual unions to one more enlightened featuring unions 'that could go either way,' according to a MP in Yeoville well ac...
"In an age of obesity and heart disease it is wrong that we cannot give people the information they need to make informed choices about what they eat." we are told by fat bureaucrats. Well don't worry missus, millions of people have already made t...
In yet another show of humanity, the EU Council of Rodents declared a life time amnesty on previous efforts to eradicate the rodents by banning any type of anticoagulants in trying to control the disease carrying pests! Saying that some ingredient...
Traffic was snarled for hours as millions of Frogs packed up and crossed the road in Langadas in a mad dash for the coast and hopes to return home to France after Greece announced all benefits would be cut! The Bankrupt country, known to be adver...
Yet another major oil spill now threatens the Mediterranean and the Fragile European Union as thousands of Greek Government Workers rally and dump millions of barrels of Virgin Olive Oil into the Aegean Sea! After bloody rioting, the burning of a...
Still debating whether or not to financially exclude Greece from the European monetary standard, Western European countries were pleased to hear that Greece had found a way to answer its financial troubles with newly found oil resources. Proposed...
Naysayers pointed with alarm today as Financial Markets reacted to the down grading of Greece's ability to repay enormous loans, rating their bonds S-8, which unofficially is lower than whale shit on the bottom of the ocean. Also down graded was...
Following a new EU Edict by Minister Antonio Tajani, appointed as EU Commissioner of Enterprise by Silvio Berlusconi, the Admiralty was mulling over demands that they seize all UK flagged cruise ships and make them available for 'Free Holidays" for...
Declaring it a "Zorba the Greek" moment, tens of thousands of Greek citizens poured out into the streets to celebrate the announcement that a last minute financial reprieve granted by the International Monetary Fund,(IMF), would enable them to contin...
A man, a quite ordinary man, a natural born citizen of Britain, and a hard working man indeed by all accounts, was finally driven to drink today after a run in with the National Tourist Board that threatened him with an ASBO and incarceration after...
Flush from his impending victory on Obamacare where Lieutenants Pelosi & Reid subverted the US Constitution, the President now says joining the EU will enable him to accomplish the rest of his shocking goals for the country he detests. In a fa...
Convicted child killers Jon Venables and Robert Thompson today had their voting rights returned based on a Council of Europe determination that to refuse criminals the right to vote was 'a denial of their HUMAN rights.' The killers, now released...
Manchester United are being forced to make to changes to their world famous and hugely profitable brand name. The European Commission have said that the name "Man United" is too sexist and the club must henceforth call themselves (Wo)Man United.
Sparks turned into flames at the EU Parliament yesterday when the UKIP Party's representative in Europe, Nicholas Farage, accused the new appointed Belgian President of Europe, Ruud Van Rumpypumpy, of 'stealing my face' and ''shagging my wife''.
Reacting in petulant anger over the release of classified terrorist documents, President Obama has threatened to scrap plans to construct a $1B embassy outside of London and instead build it in Argentina. The threat has significant impact on the f...
The usually stern and threatening countenance of Russian Strong Man, and former KGB hit man Vladimir Putin dissolved into mirth today as he discussed the impending melt down of the EU with Spoof Correspondent Earl Grey on a live feed carried directly to what's left of the 'free' world. Putin spoke through his interpreter as he discussed the recent crash of the Euro and the 16 member union's me...
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