Written by Morse

Friday, 19 March 2010

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Obama Declares "We Won", 'Deems' US Must Join EU and Continue Era of Political Correctness!

Flush from his impending victory on Obamacare where Lieutenants Pelosi & Reid subverted the US Constitution, the President now says joining the EU will enable him to accomplish the rest of his shocking goals for the country he detests.

In a far ranging 6 hour interview with CNBC sycophant Chris Matthews, which brought to mind Narco Dictator Hugo Chavez's pedantic rants interrupting prime time, Obama waxed euphorically on his vision for America now so clearly in reach since the Constitution has been "deemed' amended.

Conforming to EU laws and by laws achieves many of Obama's goals; voting rights for incarcerated felons, unlimited immigration, the immediate granting of amnesty for illegal aliens, the adoption of Sharia Law, the mandating of schools teaching Jihad and Muslim values while denying American Education institutions from mentioning "God', and finally by adopting the Euro, erasing the sticky problem of US Currency emblazoned with the subversive slogan "In God We Trust."

A few sticky points need to be worked out: 'What anthem will be sung before the annual Super Bowl Game' is causing a rift amongst the 30 million new residents of the colonies and may require a national referendum, or as many hope, may be resolved with Soccer now being declared the national sport.

Press secretary Robert Gibbs, now elevated to the position of Minister of EU Propaganda, said imminent goals include returning the Falklands to Argentina and renaming them the Maldives, partnering with Russia in new Oil Exploration off Cuba, cutting off foreign aid to Israel, banning the import of all Japanese vehicles with politically incorrect floor mats, and the banning of ALL homeowner defense weapons including, but not limited to, handguns, weed wackers and battery operated hedge clippers.

Considering that the US will now be controlled by the EU Council of Ministers, Barry-O signed a bill eliminating the Supreme Court and also indicated his impending plan to have the government take over all corporations with a payroll of over $10M a year and having them run by an internal council of Union Officials after he commutes their current sentences for fraud under "that George Bush guy."

Gibbs says that the Fox Network will be able to continue airing "The Simpsons" but content will reflect the views of the President in all episodes, and that independent news will be a thing of the past being replaced with the BBC, Nigeria Today, and Hugo & Friends with host Sean Penn.

In keeping with European tradition, first lady Michelle, has been given the title
Duchess of Mogadishu and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is the recipient of this years "Lady of Fatima' award while Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid has announced he will be the world wide spokesman for Mettenmussil.

Gibbs says Obama will be using the now recognized tactic of "Deem and Pass" whereby the President 'Deems' something, and immediately "passes' it into the law of the land.

"It really takes the mess, the corruption, the bribery and underhanded dealing out of politics," said Gibbs, "just think how much better off we'd be if we hadn't been burdened with restrictive rules since 1776!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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