As reported earlier, the new electric car manufacturer "Electric Cars" (trademark applied for) has developed an electric car that runs on nuclear batteries. Wall Street has discovered that the really amazing thing about this electric car is that...
PAYSON, AZ - Dr. Harold B. Phallistra of the Payson Institute For Advanced Studies (PIFAS), claimed today in a small press conference held in the lobby of the Institute, that a recent spate of tree deaths in the area has led to an oxygen shortage in...
A new electric car manufacturer "Electric Cars" (trademark applied for) has developed an electric car that runs on nuclear batteries. Spokesperson Ophelia Bumgardner commented, "This car avoids the inconvenience of looking for a recharge socket".
The Hunda Motor Corp. set themselves apart from American automakers in the 80's and 90's by designing quality vehicles without all the toys and buzzers and with good quality cars at a lower price. This decade, Hunda made their mark by introducing...
DETROIT - A buyer has finally been found for the fledgling Hummer brand. Spokesperson Billiard Magneto said that after several days of back and forth deliberations, debates, and dinners, the Hummer has been unloaded. When Magneto was asked for a f...
In a bold swansong move, the Saturn Corporation - who yesterday confirmed plans to shut down its auto production - today announced it will produce one last model, a hybrid called the Saturn Bressa. The Bressa will be the world's first breast-power...
Even in this current world economic crisis, car manufacturers are still investing money in our travel safety. New and existing devices to keep us safe in our cars and trucks, such as air bags, side air bags, sick air bags, advanced braking system...
Detroit, MI/ United Auto Workers Update - Government Motors, (GM), announced today a long term sales and marketing agreement with community action group ACORN to spearhead their innovative sales pitch to drive one of their cars free for 60 days, and...
Two new models of the iconic car The Mini are to start production at the BMW plant in Oxford next year. This goes against the grain of the current financial climate, but a spokesman said this is due to a long love affair with the car and a need for m...
Washington DC - The Rhind Corporation, according to it's spokesman Dr. Artfay, was awarded a 3.3 billion dollar grant to develop a prototype corn-gas powered car. The car is sustainable and is fueled by natural gas. The gas is renewable, and need n...
The true purpose behind the government's "Cash for Clunkers" program has finally been revealed in the latest press release from the Obama Administration. In the program, auto companies paid up to $4500 trade-in for clunkers that had no real value (t...
DETROIT - The auto industry is reporting that by all accounts the governments 'Cash For Clunkers" program has been a great success. Automobile clunkers from Maine to California have been taken off the street and put in what is being called the big...
TORRANCE, CA - An additional 440,000 vehicles are being added to a November recall to repair a potential defect in airbag inflation systems, said the Hond-America Motor Company Friday. The recall includes driver-side airbags in some 2001-02 Hond-...
Do'untiano, Idaho - Walter Helmsley is positive that the future of the electric car is going to be a stormy one. He is so sure of it, that he has invested the family fortune into a factory that will produce a totally unique form of electric vehicle.
A recent scientific study carried out whilst driving to work, statistically proved that while driving, candidate A made the correct decision 100% of the time, whilst candidate B was more likely to be incorrect 100% of the time regardless of the opini...
(AP) Detroit - The newly restructured Chrysler Corporation has wasted no time taking a unique lead in vehicle propulsion, completely eliminating the pollution producing internal combustion engine. "Beginning in 2010 all Chrysler vehicles will be...
Herr Bernhard Ecclestone has announced that the next running of the Race Cars will be in Poland. Ecclestone long an admirer of the efficiency of fascist dictators has become increasingly frustrated with the careless sense of time and organisation...
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