Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 8 July 2009

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Herr Ecclestone at a foto firing squad at the Auschwitz ground breaking

Herr Bernhard Ecclestone has announced that the next running of the Race Cars will be in Poland.

Ecclestone long an admirer of the efficiency of fascist dictators has become increasingly frustrated with the careless sense of time and organisation in western democracies and hopes that Eastern europe may still have some of the old Mein Kampf regimentation left from WWII.

This is why Der Fuhrer Ecclestone has chosen Auschwitz as the location of his multi million dollar F1 race track:

" I am looking for the ultimate solution in race efficiency. From now on my races will be run like clockwork and no sloppy disorganisation will be tolerated! Somebody say seig heil!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Cars




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