After several weeks of Global Freezing has anybody noticed that mainstream media have stopped giving us our daily brainwashing dose on Global Warming its the silence of the shams. Every day month after month we have been subjected to this theory b...
The UK and Europe has been crippled by a peculiar form of "Global Warming" called "snow blizzards and Artic temperatures!" Since the middle of December 2009 half of the world has been coated by a layer of ice and snow even reaching Spain, Italy,th...
A severe weather warning has been re-issued for this afternoon, with more snow predicted for southern England and Greater London. Heavy falls across large parts of Britain brought widespread disruption and prompted authorities to warn against trav...
Following a joint drive by UK local authorities,to encourage low-cost housing, the residents of Dona Street, Stockport have designed and built their own environmentally friendly solution. Stockport Council is the first to express an interest in expan...
As the big freeze brought Arctic conditions to parts of the UK, with snow tumbling from the sky like wet confetti, roads blocked by ice and abandoned vehicles, and the entire transport infrastructure in tatters, at least certain minority groups had r...
After weeks in which the north of England, all of Scotland and much of Wales has been under a blanket of snow some three feet deep, causing death, destruction and delayed bus services, the snow has reached the south east. This has prompted news se...
At 8 am much of the UK will begin to get light, and thousands of main roads will need gritting due to ice and snow - but won't get gritted. By 9 am widespread grumpiness will break out among millions of commuters as trains and buses run later and later, and many trains and buses will break down completely. And many people will be poorly dressed despite knowing that it's below zero, but won't care...
Independent Journalists were met with a cold shoulder today as they tried to confront Global Warming Guru Al Gore, and Copenhagen Court Jester Barry Obama over the eastern seaboard's inundation with a record snow fall and freezing winds which only c...
Last night, parts of Britain saw the most snowfall since summer. Scientists, mainly those funded by governments with more money than sense have confirmed that THIS IS ALL DUE TO CLIMATE CHANGE "Before yesterday, we had experienced no snowfall in t...
CHICAGO - Due to the economic situation not getting any better Chicago's television station KUTT, Channel 50, has announced that effective immediately it will be eliminating its two long time weathercasters. Station Manager Percival Davidoffer sai...
It's a tragic day for Britain. Rainfall on an unprecedented scale hammered the north of England today, with the Cumbrian towns of Cockermouth and Workington bearing the brunt of nature's fury. The greatest tragedy involved Police Constable Bill Ba...
British weather forecasters were today defending what has been described as regional discrimination. Viewers, listeners and readers of British media are said to be incensed by what they see as a South Eastern bias in weather reportage and forecas...
It has finally come to light why the BBC Weather Predictions are always wrong, when on a purely probabilistic basis, they should be right forty percent of the time. The previous explanation of Britain having a hard climate to forecast for has been...
Government figures released show that rain has fallen 30% less this year than the same period last year. Officials blame the current world economic crisis for the drops in rain fall. Minister for weather, Mrs Suni Day said "We are seeing an incredibl...
Cheers to all Britons as our barbecue summer finally draws to a close. It's been said that Brits are obsessed with the weather, especially given its somewhat cheeky nature. It transpires that Met Office advice to dust off the barbies was somewhat...
The Beeb's weather lassie, Scottish prude, Carol Kirkwood has been told by the Beeb GM to either "Sex it up" or take a force 8 gale out of the show and join Songs of Praise on Sundays! Prude Carol dresses like Jaggedone's grandmother who's 95 next...
Scientists measuring rainfall in Spain have discovered that, contrary to popular belief, the vast majority of rainfall does not fall on the plain. For centuries now, grandmas everywhere have been telling gullible children that 'the rain in Spain f...
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