The Beeb's weather lassie, Scottish prude, Carol Kirkwood has been told by the Beeb GM to either "Sex it up" or take a force 8 gale out of the show and join Songs of Praise on Sundays!
Prude Carol dresses like Jaggedone's grandmother who's 95 next year! Carol has no more sex appeal than a winters rainy day in "Glasgy" lassie!
Viewers have been complaining about Carol's stuffy dressing habits and her oh so over the top sweet presentations!
The Brekky show is losing viewers by the second and wishes for a more "Sexy" weather girl with high heels, tight skirts and boob shots to brighten up their day because the f*****g lousy British weather certainly doesn't!
Carol has been given two weeks to either "pump it up" or jump on the next depression that thumps Britain direction North Sea!
Songs of Praise on Sunday has shown interest in hiring carol-singer lookalike Carol for future shows, and a certain Bimbo called "Boob-Job-Jordan" is impatiently waiting in line for the "Weather Job"!
Jordan wants to prove to UK audiences that she just doesn't "BlOW JOB" with Peter but she can also present "Blow Jobs" wind, sun, rain, fog, snow and ice from anywhere in the UK, join two words together, bend over and raise the daily weather pressures to a real HIGH!
