The worst kept secret in the world was finally unveiled this week at the New Labour Party Conference in Brighton. New Labour is f*ck*d! However, bold new plans to get the national economy rolling again were revealed which a party spokesman said...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - This week, the results of a study were released concerning public health and the economic benefits of taxing sugar-sweetened beverages. Research suggests that a tax on sugary soft drinks would provide a virtually unlimited sourc...
Local, district, town and parish councils in England and Wales are working on plans to tighten controls on local residents. In a move reminiscent of Enver Hoxha's Albania or Robert Mugabe's Zimbabwe, town hall bosses plan to exercise newly discove...
After recent announcements pertaining to a future "black hole" in pension funds the US/UK have reversed their smoking bans in public places, encouraging the whole world to follow suit and SMOKE, SMOKE, SMOKE and more f*****g SMOKE TILL YOU DROP! I...
It has been today announced that the nation faces a huge deficit in the country's current account. Apparently, spending has exceeded income by £42 billion and we are overdrawn! The Bank of England has written to Prime Minister Gordon Brown to s...
In a bid to reduce the threat posed by methane emissions, the G8 Summit will today hear from the British Chancellor of the Exchequer. Alistair Dearest will announce an international agreement to impose a Flatulence Activated Recycling Tax to be br...
Not since the days of Dr Beeching's axe has so much attention been paid to the few peasants who travel by train to their humdrum jobs in London financial institutions. In a bid to reassure this focus group (known as "Yuppy Wankers" by the rest of...
The Conference North has been made a laughing stock in the world of football (soccer) today when it was revealed before the season kicked off that it is extremely likely nobody would be relegated for on the pitch performances. Northwich Victoria a...
Washington DC: In order to reduce the $2.0 Trillion budget deficit the Obama administration is proposing a series of new sin taxes to be offset by various tax credits. The administration feels that the current alcohol and tobacco taxes have been pushed to their limits and taxpayers are "tapped out." The new sin taxes include: 1. Viagra tax: Congress is debating whether this tax will be asse...
With steepening declines in state budget, Governor of California Schwarzenegar surprised his constituents by immediately rushing to the floor a new measure to support his administration's sagging coffers. "We are in a crisis mode," the governor to...
Whitehall, London - Prime Minister Gordon Brown has announced he is raising taxes "on a temporary* basis" to pay for his upcoming birthday bash. Brown is turning 60 in two weeks time and wants a party to end all parties. He has already drawn up t...
The income tax increase for the highest earners does not mark the end of New Labour, Gordon Brown has insisted. A 50p rate for earnings over £150,000, being brought in from next April, was a key part of Wednesday's Budget. The Tories - who dubb...
Gordon brown announced today that the proposed Nationwide Allotment Tax will come into force July 13th 2009 in time for the peak growing season. Allotment holders will be charged £75 per plot, per year, based on an average plot of 300 sq. mtr. Mu...
Boston MA: As part of the Obama Administration's new "tax the rich" redistribution of wealth program, all rich people will be required to relocate to Massachusetts, Rhode Island and Connecticut. The definition of rich is anyone with a net worth...
Chancellor of the exchequer, Alastair Darling, in an amazing bit of political stuff has whacked 2p on petrol but that's not the half of it. Speaking from his £1,500,000 a week penthouse, paid for by expenses, he told The Spoof.com: "Times is ti...
The Inland Revenue have confirmed that they are investigating alleged tax irregularities by Professor Stephen Hawking. We can reveal that the investigations centre around tax relief claims for shoe leather, believed to go back over twenty years.
Motown legend and more recently President of America; Barrack Obama has just announced the introduction of his latest idea - The "Cracker Tax". "It's basically a tax on white people" beamed the leader of the free world addressing congress this mor...
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