BEAVER, Oklahoma - President Barack Obama had just delivered his speech to The Oklahoma Sooner or Later League of Farm Dwellers when he was asked a somewhat embarrassing question. The president responded to a question about the alleged rumor curre...
Washington, D.C. - Congressmen in the House committee on Abortion and the Right to Chose heard evidence today about a fetus that survived two days after it was aborted. The fetus, named 'Fred' for evidentiary reasons, was said to have been aborte...
President Barack Hussein Obama issued a devastating Fatwa against the struggling state of Arizona which has been over run with crime from outside it's borders and forced to take measures to protect it's citizens and it's financial well being, thereby...
I have a friend who is an unusual case in point for our present national attitudes. Let us call him 'Sam'. If I would use his real name and he found it he would be hurt and angry. Even though it is the truth. Especially because it is the truth. Sam is a real flesh and blood person. A VERY real flesh and blood person because his flesh and blood in total weighs over 400 pounds. I am not maki...
In an earlier story it was reported that President Barack Obama was swallowed by a black hole created by the Hadron Collider, with only his white teeth being visible from within the totally black abyss. Today, his chattering teeth emerged, and a...
Phoenix, AZ - President Barack Obama was detained for a brief period yesterday at the Phoenix, AZ Airport by TSA officials while police determined whether or not to arrest him for not having proper identification with him at the time he touched down...
Barack Obama has issued a presidential order to the Central Intelligence Agency to begin hiring all graduates of the Jethro Bodine Skool of Double-Naught Spying. Obama said that he feels these highly trained agents will be of immediate assistance to...
WASHINGTON, DC - In response to years of Federal authorities ignoring illegal immigration problems in Arizona, Governor Brewer signed a law making the violation of Federal Law (illegal entry into the United States) into an offense which is enforceabl...
Newmarket - (WhoresWhisperers): The Red Ransom/Alien A colt is a best-priced 100/1 shot with internet bookies Aintgottaprayer.con for Saturday's renewal of the first Classic of the season. A six furlong workout this morning with stable companions...
Senate majority leader Harry Reid, in one of his last official acts before being voted out of office this November, advanced his Illegal Immigrant Amnesty Bill by falling on his sword for his emperor in a final attempt to put the Obama Birth Issue t...
In a breaking political scandal, observors are betting that the Chicago Politics that lofted Barry Obamsky to the Presidency, could be the same culture of corruption that exposes the entire Chicago Regime in Washington as a professional 'crime famil...
"Today, as we celebrate Earth Day, we must keep in mind all the wonderful plants and weeds that Mother Nature has provided for us for medicinal purposes, some of which are perfectly legal to use at our disposal, while others may have to wait just a tad longer to become a part of our own personal medicine chests." "While I don't wish to make light of the seriousness of whether or not marijuana s...
Washington, D.C.: President Obama sheepishly apologized today for his incessant attacks on Wall Street over the first 15 months of his presidency. Claiming that he often mixes up the inanimate objects he likes to blame for our nation's troubles, Oba...
The elves who reside at the end of the rainbow have filed a lawsuit against the Obama administration. The elves are claiming that his secret service broke into there houses in the middle of the night and confiscated all the gold they have saved u...
In an obvious political panic attack President Obama flew to Hollywood to act as the cut man for Senator Boxer. Boxer has been a long time supporter of Obama's every whim but is destined to be knocked out in the mid term elections. Obama arri...
For those of you who have never traveled to the West or Southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing ove...
At a research facility studying the effectiveness of political polls a blind squirrel by the name of Rocky was brutally hoofed to death by his long time civil partner Bullwinkle. The two are among a menagerie of retired cartoon stars at the joint and...
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