Obama racewhorse Audacity of Hope runs in Saturday's 2,000 Guineas

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Monday, 26 April 2010

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Powering along to win the 4 November 2008 Handicap

Newmarket - (WhoresWhisperers): The Red Ransom/Alien A colt is a best-priced 100/1 shot with internet bookies Aintgottaprayer.con for Saturday's renewal of the first Classic of the season.

A six furlong workout this morning with stable companions Frozen Power, Kaptain Kirkup(IRE) and Purple Heart saw the chestnut miler storm home under jockey Kieren Fallon.

The horse's ownership has been fronted by some obscure Irish Blue Riband wannabes but will carry Obama's personal colors to post on Saturday.

"He's supremely talented, confident and a dead ringer for Shergar," the colt's trainer said today.

The US president apparently has had 'a few bucks' on the Guineas hopeful but will be staying at home to watch the Kentucky Derby instead where the Pope's horse Devil May Care is a 50-1 shot.

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