President Obama Replies To Charges of Infidelity With Vera Baker By Saying, "Say What Fa Shizzle My Nizzle?"

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 2 May 2010

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President Obama talking on the phone to his driver Vera Baker and instructing her to wear something sexy.

BEAVER, Oklahoma - President Barack Obama had just delivered his speech to The Oklahoma Sooner or Later League of Farm Dwellers when he was asked a somewhat embarrassing question.

The president responded to a question about the alleged rumor currently circulating in an area between The Mississippi River and The Atlantic Ocean about a clandestine affair between him and Vera Baker by saying, "Say what fa shizzle my nizzle?"

He grinned and quickly added that just like Senator John Edwards had said last year, "Lissen up peoples, y'all has gots to stop lissenin' to da elongated lies dat da International Inquirer be printin' y'all know what I be sayin' and shit?"

Vera Baker is supposedly a 35-year-old foxy as hell former Obama campaign worker who used to drive him here and there and over yonder in the presidential car.

Reports are that sometimes Brobama, as Baker called him, would tell her to stop off at a local McDonald's, Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, or Ramada Inn.

The president has stated emphatically that there ain't no one, no way, no how gonna prove that he had any kind of dilly dally humpy bumpy with Miss Baker.

When asked what his definition of dilly dally and humpy bumpy is the president made a back and forth rapid motion with his hips.

In other news. Reports state that when Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter was hit in the face with a coconut cream pie while speaking to convicts at Sing Sing Prison in New York, her first words were "Neigh."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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