In a stunning development Friday afternoon, the judge in the John Edwards trial declared a mistrial after John Edwards eloped with three jurors in his misuse of campaign funds litigation. The government lawyers were furious as Edward's defense te...
The American Petroleum Institute issued a statement this morning announcing the intent of its members to, "Frack you America!" While the statement seemed bold and aggressive, the API went on to state it had the backing of one hundred percent of i...
It was not a memo Karl Rove wanted to be made public says Politico in an article this morning. It was meant only for donors to his Super Pac, Crossroads GPS and other millionaire donors such as the Koch brothers. Rove is vehemently denying its existe...
Mitt Romney, candidate for president of the United States, quoted from the Sermon on the Mount today in a talk to Wall Street bankers and hedge fund managers. "Well, kind of," reports Politico. "He changed the context slightly but what's the differe...
Mitt Romney, apparently operating on a whim, called a press conference late yesterday to announce plans for the GOP convention in Tampa this summer. His staff was unaware of his plans according to a staff member speaking on condition of anonymity.
North Carolinians approved a measure yesterday sanctifying marriage between first cousins. It is the first of its kind in the US but eleven other southern states are expected to follow suit. Two little-noticed provisions decriminalize sex with barnya...
Seamus, the Romney family dog called a press conference late yesterday. At first, the media thought it was a joke of some kind and crowded the press room at the Romney campaign headquarters. They were "shocked and surprised" as one journalist put it...
All major media outlets are reporting today that the GOP is getting behind Mitt Romney in his run for president. All of his opponents in the primaries have lined up to endorse him. The problem is, reports Politico, If you don't have 20/20 vision,...
Mitt Romney called a press conference on the anniversary of the death of Osama Bin Laden and declared in his opening statement, "I would have killed Bin Laden myself with my famous Karaoke Kick!" A New York Times reporter, not known for his fondn...
Mitt Romney in an effort to ingratiate himself to the Latino community sent out a video late yesterday to honor Cinco de Mayo day. Members of the press and the Latino community were not surprised at the content. Evidently, Romney in a burst of en...
In a late afternoon press conference on Friday, Reince Priebus, Chairman of the Republican National Committee, announced that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse would give the keynote speech at the GOP convention this summer. Seasoned observers...
When David Gregory, host of NBC's Meet the Press, scheduled the Romney family for an interview to be shown next Sunday, no one expected any breaking news. It seems nothing can ever be taken for granted in the 24/7 news cycle. An advanced copy of the interview has surfaced. It shows that Gregory appeared somewhat bored as he began the interview with Romney's wife and five sons. He began with the ol...
Wal-Mart stock dropped sharply again today as the Associated Press is reporting that another scandal has emerged for the giant corporation. Sources within the Vatican have confirmed on condition of anonymity, that officials at the highest level at bo...
As guests at the elegant Cartagena's Hotel in Cartagena, Columbia were enjoying quiet drinks and the soft music of a harpist in the hotel lounge, several agents of the US Secret Service burst through the front door of the hotel. "It was like a scene...
Reverend T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg,NC, was arrested late yesterday afternoon at the intersection of Hwy 561 and Hwy 401 in Louisburg, NC. He was carrying a sign that reads---"Will Work for Sex. Police say they had observed Reverend McCrkle fo...
When Reince Priebus, Chairman of the RNC, called a press coference today pertaining to women's rights, the media assumed he would counter attack the Democaratic Party's claim that the GOP is against womens's rights. The media was confident he would m...
It was a crowded hall yesterday at the NRA convention when Mitt Romney, candidate for president, took the podium. Media reports indicate the assembled crowd appeared to be somewhat less than enthusiastic. Due to these circumstances and wanting to ing...
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