CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Los Angeles - San Jose Mercury News reported that "Paris Hilton is "emotionally distraught and traumatized" over her 45-day jail sentence and is not capable of testifying in a civil suit against her."
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Heaven - Jerry Falwell passed away today after having a heart attack. Falwell, the small town son of an alcoholic father who sold bootleg liquor during Prohibition, registered millions of conservative voters to the Republican...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Bin Laden was evicted from his hideout at the Crawford Ranch because President Bush fears that Tony Blair will become jealous when Bush and Blair marry. President Bush isn't taking any chances with his new love.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Greece - A naked woman fell from a 2nd story window into a strip of concrete that was being poured for a new sidewalk.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth - I had to do an article for Mothers' Day to let you see a picture of my own mom. Some of you may recognize her, and may now understand how I got chosen to write for TheSpoof.com in spite of all the protest letters.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - Tony Blair had a forlorn look in his eyes as he thought about leaving his office. It almost made you feel sorry for him. I did say almost.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - George Bush, not to be outdone by that "wimpy Democart," Bill Clinton, proved he was the better man by going out with TWO interns.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Mass, U.S. - Holy Fishguts Batman! A Fish franchise fed four frightened fellows to it's fishery Friday. Finally feeling them fighting for freedom, the four fellows were fished out of the fiasco.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Recent White House probes uncovered that most White House Republicans now serving in office are really undercover Russian agents. President George W. Bush was discovered to be a Russian monkey left over from...
It has often been said, "Might makes right," but where did this saying originate?...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - TheSpoof.com - Right here, on none other than TheSpoof.com, you were warned about purchasing lightsabers on eBay.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - "The Internets" - In an article by Pete Cashmore, it was revealed that the stats show that Gmail users are younger, richer, and better in bed.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - United States - Today, a Republican woman was trying to drive across a puddle when she suddenly realized how deep the puddle was.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - U.K. - Today, an article on TheSpoof.com entered by Felix Minderbinder got his quote by Tony Blair wrong. In his article, Tony Blair Says He W...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Los Angeles - Kenny Loggins fans are going gaga over his new CD. His website is overrun with comments about how good the album is.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - "The Internets" - In an article on ABCNews.go.com, Rick Klein flat out lies about the ABC Internet Polls, claiming that its voters voted multiple times for Ron Paul. The article reads,...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Tatooine - Marshall Brain has finally explained how a light saber works. People have been wondering for over a decade why everyone in Star Wars and on Earth, for that matter, doesn't have a light saber.
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