Recent research shows that the Y chromosome, which is what creates the male gender, evolves faster than the female genetic code. In a chimpanzee study comparing humans and chimps it was demonstrated that the male Y chromosome was thirty percent d...
It is predicted that Chinese men will outnumber Chinese women in less than a few more years and this could create a gender imbalance that will leave millions of Chinese men without wives. It's assumed that this imbalance will create a surge in ma...
Mrs Dorothy Polkadott was today fined £25 for driving without due care and attention at Blow Street Magistrates Court, after a police officer on patrol saw her Starburst Green Mercedes ploughing at speed through a blizzard with a naked drunk stuck to...
HOLLYWOOD - Season 14 of The Bachelor started off with this years lucky guy getting his pick from a record-breaking 73 girls. This years lone male on the 2010 edition of The Bachelor - On The Wings of Love, is Jake Pavelka, a pilot from Dallas, wh...
What started as a slippery collaboration between engineering teams from both Fiord Motor Company and Renauld Motors, had firmed up to become a strong partnership on a new Hybrid Mini, marketed towards women. The two-person, egg-shaped Hybrid prove...
A lonely woman who was sexually depraved and who never slept with a virgin male in her life attacks the pope while he was giving mass. She jumped the barriers in St Peter's Basilica in Rome last night and knocked down Pope Benedict XVI as he walke...
VATICAN CITY - A woman wearing a red miniskirt and no bra vaulted over a wooden barrier and tackled Pope Benedict XVI (#16 in your program guide) as he was walking down the aisle at St. Peters Basilica during Christmas Eve Mass. A Vatican spokespe...
Feminism has struggled (rightly) to do more for the equality of women in a modern, fair society. However it would appear that the meaning of the cause has been lost. Many modern feminist now feel it is their duty to ridicule, de-masculanise and disrespect what 'being a man' stands for. When was the last time you saw a woman's TV show? And a man's TV show? Exactly. Feminism has also meant th...
A top US women's basketball group is protesting a decision by the its members to require all players to have at least a 'C' cup in their brassiere size to remain in competition. They reached their decision after market researchers took an in-depth...
Washington DC: The EPA Administrator has placed women between the ages of 25 to 50 years old on the agency's endangered species list (ESL). The EPA used the same logic that environmentalists used to get the Polar Bear placed on the ESL. While the...
A middle aged woman went into labour late last night yards from her home. Miss Paula Green was returning from her local MacDermot where she had her fast-food dinner with her friends. She called an ambulance on her mobile phone and told them that...
A woman who planned on detonating stink bombs on the London Underground system told jurors at the Old Bailey today that she called off the attack at the last minute because she wasn't altogether sure that she'd closed the kitchen window, or left wate...
DENVER, COLO - My source, Captain Doolittle of the DPD indicated that S.W.A.T was called yesterday to the scene of a woman who had locked herself in the bathroom after drinking aspartame laced beverages, where she had allegedly removed all of her clo...
Ft. Benning, Georgia - For years, the National Organization of Women, has brought pressure to bear upon the United States Military to change their discriminatory stance against women. From outright exclusion, to forbidding them combat roles, NOW h...
The New York Police Department arrested a Georgia Tech student on "Peeping Tom" charges on Wednesday morning after she entered a man's bathroom as a male student showered, according to the police report. Officers responded to a call from the seco...
Copenhagen, Denmark. Thursday. One of the World's last remaining scientific mysteries has been solved and many people are celebrating tonight. The quest to discover why women can't read road maps has been concluded and the answer will not surpris...
Stovington, Vermont - The Vagina Appreciation Guild In North America (VAGINA) has released a study in which they claim that America's vaginas are grossly underused. Indeed, their interviews of 1,000 vaginal life support systems (women) showed disa...
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