Washington DC: The EPA Administrator has placed women between the ages of 25 to 50 years old on the agency's endangered species list (ESL).
The EPA used the same logic that environmentalists used to get the Polar Bear placed on the ESL. While the population of women in this age category has increased to an all time high, the number of female births has dropped to approximately 50% as compared to male births. As the baby boomers retire in the future there may be a dearth of fertile women, hence producing reduced numbers of female progeny,
The EPA has mandated that the identified group of women quit their jobs, become stay at home moms and begat more female children. The Obama Administration's press secretary commented that the president is very elated about creating all those new job openings!