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Funny story: Millions Flock To Twitter For Their Salacious Gossip

Millions Flock To Twitter For Their Salacious Gossip

In the wake of recent revelations concerning super injunction cases in the UK, millions of computer users have been signing up with 140 character social networking site, Twitter, for their daily dose of salacious gossip. Tweeters have been warned...

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Funny story: Twitter Announces "Tweet Like A Chick" Week

Twitter Announces "Tweet Like A Chick" Week

The social networking site has announced a new, fun game that men worldwide can participate in called "Tweet Like A Chick". TLAC will be held on the seventh Wednesday of every third month during the lunar phase of the moon. The clever guy who tw...

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Funny story: Using Your Mobile In Public? Well Look Where You're Bloody Going You Berk!

Using Your Mobile In Public? Well Look Where You're Bloody Going You Berk!

In far-reaching and draconian new legislation soon to be brought in by the Coalition, it can be revealed people who dawdle at the top or bottom of escalators, whilst gawping at their mobile phones, could soon be facing £5000 fines, or in some cases,...

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Funny story: Teenager Arrested For Deviant Behaviour For Not Using Facebook

Teenager Arrested For Deviant Behaviour For Not Using Facebook

David Brady of Durango, Colorado has been arrested by local authorities for deviant behaviour. The sixteen year old high school student is being held in county jail pending psychiatric evaluation and could be sentenced to time in a state mental hospi...

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Funny story: Bird Watchers use Twitter to twatch for twites

Bird Watchers use Twitter to twatch for twites

Bird watchers group the Blue Footed Boobies, have set up a Twitter group called Twitter Twitcher where information on the latest bird movements in the UK are posted to aid fellow bird watchers to locate the most interesting locations to head for.

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Funny story: The Role of Facebook and Twitter in History's Revolutions

The Role of Facebook and Twitter in History's Revolutions

There's been a lot of debate recently over the role social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter played in the recent Egyptian uprising, however very little has been mentioned of their importance in history's other great revolutions. In this report, we chronicle the significant contributions social media sites have played in helping to foment past rebellions throughout the world. But bef...

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Funny story: "Women can be referee assistants, so long as they're skinny" says Kenneth Tong.

"Women can be referee assistants, so long as they're skinny" says Kenneth Tong.

Kenneth Tong wade into the Sky Sports row yesterday after commenting that women can "become assistant referees, as long as they're skinny". Both Richard Key and Andy Gray have been much maligned for numerous sexist comments, including Key allege...

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Funny story: Twitter to have Bull Shit detector fitted

Twitter to have Bull Shit detector fitted

Following on from quite a few recent misleading viral tweets, it has been decided that some form of filtering system should be put in place to stop alarming and untrue stories from spreading like wildfire and causing potential public harm, mainly due...

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Funny story: Twitter spoof Oxford Street shootist still on the run

Twitter spoof Oxford Street shootist still on the run

London - (True Grits): A fictitious gunman's rampage through Oxford Street has continued unabated as thousands of microbloggers got in on the act. By lunchtime today large sections of the shopping enclave were cordoned off with terrified office wo...

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Funny story: Taoiseach Brian Cowen survives Twitter Confidence Vote

Taoiseach Brian Cowen survives Twitter Confidence Vote

Taoiseach Brian Cowen yesterday survived a confidence vote to remain as leader of Ireland's ruling Fianna Fáil party. Cowen, widely credited for bringing about Ireland's recent economic situation, has become the first party leader in the world to...

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Funny story: WikiLeaks, Twitter, & U.S. Government; Secret Tweets Revealed

WikiLeaks, Twitter, & U.S. Government; Secret Tweets Revealed

In an article "Twitter Wikileaks Fiasco: Will Twitter Fold Or Fight?" on Gizmocrunch, it's stated: "The US government has requested Twitter hand in information that is "relevant and material" to the Wikileaks investigation . . ." Gail Farrelly, investigative reporter at The Spoof, has been able to infiltrate Twitter and find the series of tweets (increasingly more urgent as time went on) from...

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Funny story: Twitter Birdies Convene in Vegas for Business and Funny Business

Twitter Birdies Convene in Vegas for Business and Funny Business

Las Vegas, Nevada -- At their annual convention, Twitter birdies (you know, the ones who transport and deliver the tweets) voted to demand higher pay, but they also indicated that they'd be willing to see the tweet limit expanded to 150 characters f...

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Funny story: Peter Serafinowicz Twitter Joke causes Injury to Reputation and Readers

Peter Serafinowicz Twitter Joke causes Injury to Reputation and Readers

The reputation of famed impressionist and comedian Peter Serafinowicz lay in tatters last night as a joke which he made on Twitter, was announced as having caused 73 people to slip into comas. Since the remark made on his twitter site, he has also...

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Funny story: Twitter Birds Hounded by Bad Weather and Holiday Traditions

Twitter Birds Hounded by Bad Weather and Holiday Traditions

It wasn't a fox that hindered their progress. Nor did they stop for a long holiday lunch. No siree, it was the WEATHER that made things difficult for the twitter birds this past weekend. Bill Twitter, chief Twitter birdie, confirmed an average o...

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Funny story: Twitter issues public apology, announces end of operations

Twitter issues public apology, announces end of operations

The owners of the web site "Twitter" shocked the world today, when they issued a press release announcing the end of operations and apologizing for "allowing our platform to become little more than fodder for the overblown egos of professional athle...

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Funny story: Jason Manford quits The One Show amid Drink and Drugs rumours

Jason Manford quits The One Show amid Drink and Drugs rumours

Amid allegations of drink and drugs and sexual Twittering, Jason Manford has been forced to quit from the popular BBC One magazine show, The One Show. Allegedly, Manford had swallowed a couple of extra strong paracetamol with caffeine, knocked bac...

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Funny story: Palin Daughters, Willow and Bristol Have Become The Anti-Gay "Twittering Twits"

Palin Daughters, Willow and Bristol Have Become The Anti-Gay "Twittering Twits"

WASILLA - It appears that the Palin family is trying to take over the electronic media as now Willow, who is 16, has taken to Twitter to defend the Palin's new reality show, Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska. Willow has gotten into it with several fello...

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