Twitter Announces "Tweet Like A Chick" Week

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Friday, 6 May 2011


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Hey Guys! Can You Tweet Like A Chick?

The social networking site has announced a new, fun game that men worldwide can participate in called "Tweet Like A Chick". TLAC will be held on the seventh Wednesday of every third month during the lunar phase of the moon. The clever guy who tweets the most like a chick will win a pink T-shirt that says, "I Tweeted Like A Chick The Best, BITCH!"

Perverse or bored males who want to get their rocks off in this super fun action can access a link explaining the rules of TLAC with suggested chick-specific twitter twatter content such as "OMG!" "bff", "Yay!" and "LOL".

Other standard chick tweets include, "I just bought a new puppy!!", ''I will cut you, whore!" "step off, poser!" and "I love those shoes! Totally! Yay!" . Constant whining complaints about PMS, cheating boyfriends, chicks they hate because they have bigger boobs, chicks they want to harm for no apparent reason, and of course chick flicks they want to see or will be seeing or have seen are the basics for any guy who is really serious about tweeting like a chick.

In addition, tweets about fat butts, food, what to wear to the gym to sweat off the weight from all the food, random hip hop lyrics floating through their minds, booze, and the current PH and/or soreness of their vagina are all standard, required elements.

When asked what the ultimate point of Tweet Like A Chick is, an unnamed executive said, "social networking is many things, and we are firm believers that one of the aims is just encouraging people to be nasty and mean and to vent mindless rage. This is a valid social networking goal and we're looking forward to awarding a lot of pink T-shirts to rotten, pissy guys who can Tweet Like A Chick! Yay!"

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