Twitter to have Bull Shit detector fitted

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Thursday, 20 January 2011

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It must be true, I read it on Twitter.

Following on from quite a few recent misleading viral tweets, it has been decided that some form of filtering system should be put in place to stop alarming and untrue stories from spreading like wildfire and causing potential public harm, mainly due to the general public's basic stupidity.

It has been noted that for some uncountable reason and against all logic, human beings love stirring up a bit of shit just to see what will happen.

Recently there was an untrue story of a masked gunman in Oxford Street, London, as well as various untrue celebrity demises being Tweeted.

More recently someone had typed 'Gung Hat Fat Choy' in a really small font, although this is suspected to be a Chinese whisper.

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