OAK BROOK, IL. - In a shocking announcement, McDonald's was pleased today to announce that it had acquired Viacom for $62.99 and as a result, Viacom will be absorbed into McDonald's. In addition to this, Viacom International announced that as of Janu...
(Published 2027) - WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a landmark takeover, fast food/media giant McDonald's-Disney bought out the Food and Drugs Administration. "It makes me feel very sad," said Republican, Ted Electronic Arts Gareth. "In a Starbucks kinda St...
This week I been undercover. Wearing my trusty mac and suspicious hat, I have wandered in and out of many public places, attempting to witness spontaneous drama in the flesh. It took a while. Nothing occured in Blockbuster, McDonald's, KFC or Poundland. And the usual scuffling grounds of Hollywood Bowl, Pizza Hut and Hair on Broadway proved unsuccessful. I was almost giving up hope, when I...
Riding the wave of another smash fast food hit, McDonalds' McRib sandwich has taken over the normally exclusive BBQ restaurant sector, with something you can get in about thirty seconds at a drive through window. Purists lament the introduction...
Fast food giant, McDonald's today announced that they were considering disregarding a ruling to discontinue toys in Happy Meals and once again offering the popular childrens' treat with limited edition action figures. But the first toy being offered...
Arc International, the company that brought us Pyrex, Mikasa, and McDonalds glasses chock-full of lethal cadmium, is backing away from the affirmative defense they've proffered in a lawsuit stemming from the 'Shrek Forever After' glasses fiasco. "...
Still arguing against the legality and morality of offering Happy Meals or Kid's Meals to children in fast food restaurants, San Francisco city leaders continue to push for a ban on the grounds that they alone, lead to childhood obesity. It is cle...
San Francisco is one of the most beautiful cities in the world. And whether you want a night of rough trade with a pretty young boy, or $40.00 worth of wobbly pills to make the night go better, San Francisco has it. Just don't try to order a Happy...
SEATTLE, WA-High school dropout Tim Mitchell, 24, feels that his current job as a McDonalds fry cook and burger maker is not suited to his abilities, and does not envision a life where his lack of secondary education and work ethic are an impedim...
A woman who bought a MacShite Crappy Meal 6 years ago, and absentmindedly forgot to eat it after taking it home, has recently discovered it in a cupboard in her kitchen. Mrs Doreen Dipshit, a shamefully hard working, happily married mother of two,...
The controversy over whether or not McDonald's should be banned from including kids' toys in their highly popular Happy Meals just got a little more controversial when McDonald's announced plans to introduce meat toys in the meals come January to rep...
Americans all over America rejoice! The controversy surrounding plans to build a huge mosque on the former World Trade Centre site have been settled. They're going to build a MacDonalds there instead. Fans of the fast food restaurant (everyone...
With the recent call of progressive groups in San Francisco demanding that McDonald's no longer be allowed to include a toy with every happy meal, the company has shifted focus away from food and has come up with what they believe is a perfect compro...
A McDonald tartan has been created to celebrate a Scottish born nun Mary MacKillop, who died in 1909 and will be canonised next Sunday. Mary, who was a great fan of the first McDonalds shop in Scotland, Roy Bridge in Lochaber, is thought to be res...
Rules are made to be broken and it appears that may be happening in the case of the fast food giant McDonald's when it comes to complying with the new rules handed down under the Health Care Reform Bill. We knew it would only be a matter of time befo...
OAKLAND - In a type of 'Tit for Tat' move so to speak, the city of Oakland has decided to ban the consumption of the children's candy 'Gummy Bears' within its city limits. Oakland spokeswoman Ramona Trumpetweed, stated that the city of Oakland too...
POMONA, California - David Archuleta and Demi Lovato were recently seen at a McDonalds sharing an order or Chicken McNuggets. The two teen singing sensations were having a good time throwing the McNuggets into each others mouths. David did not mis...
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