DETROIT - Phil Jackson flew into the Motor City to check on purchasing a 1957 Chevrolet that he has been wanting for the past seven years. While in Motown he was asked if he would take the Lakers head coaching job if it was offered to him. Jack...
LOS ANGELES - Dwight Howard is one of the most hot-tempered players in the NBA. He has been known to shout at the Laker Girls Cheerleaders if he feels that they are not cheering hard and loud enough. Howard has even gone up to the number one Laker...
CLEVELAND - The shamed former coach of the Rutgers basketball team, Mike "The Bully" Rice was in Cleveland to get some fishing in at Lake Erie. The disgraced coach who thought it was cute to push, shove, hit, kick, and throw basketballs at his col...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - There has been all kinds of innuendo, speculation, and rumors as to who would be the first player from one of the four professional sports to come out of the closet. Well ladies and gentlemen, you can hold your calls as we have...
HOUSTON - It appears that no one ever cautioned CBS Houston Sports Blogger Claire Crawford, about the perils of sticking your basketball shoe in your mouth. Claire "The Criticizer" Crawford, whose real name is Anna Megan Raley made some comments a...
LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant's Los Angeles Lakers are down to the San Antonio Spurs in the NBA's Western Conference Playoffs, 3 games to none. An unnamed source said that "Vino" Bryant is so mad he could eat a runned over possum and not bat an eye.
SAN ANTONIO - Even if most of the sports writers, reporters, and announcers have said that they think Kobe "The Black Mamba" should stop tweeting during the playoffs, one Laker teammate has insisted that he keep it up. Metta World Peace, the angry...
PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy Whack National News Agency of North Korea has just issued an official state message that the leader of North Korea Kim Jong Un has said he would like to visit America. The national message was conveyed to Pr...
SAN ANTONIO - The San Antonio Spurs handed the Los Angeles Lakers a 91-79 defeat in game one of their best of seven Western Conference playoffs series. An unidentified AT&T locker room attendant stated to Sporting Chance Magazine that Coach D'...
MIAMI - LeBron "The Weatherman" James has just shown that not only is he a fantastic basketball player, but he is also one top rate weatherman. LeBron posted an Instagram of flooded streets in Miami and it was picked up by The National Weather Ser...
LOS ANGELES - Lakers Coach Mike D'Antoni is devastated at the fact that his super star player/coach Kobe "Vino" Bryant is out for the rest of the season due to an Achilles heel injury, an Adam's apple bruise, and inverted ear drums. D'Antoni sat i...
LOS ANGELES - A dejected Kobe Bryant sat in the Lakers locker room trying to hide the pain in his foot, but the pain in his soul showed right through. Bryant who is the heart and soul and voice of the Lakers appears to finally have met his Waterlo...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian recently had a talk with her baby daddy-to-be Kanye West regarding a sports proposition. Kim, who according to West is beginning to look like a human volcano, wants to experience the thrill of owning a sports team.
NEW YORK CITY - Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that disgraced former Rutgers University basketball coach Mike Rice has received so much hate mail, text messages, phone calls, tweets, and emails that he is in a state of depression. Sherwood...
NEW YORK CITY - The word on Madison Avenue is that GOP radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh is thinking about possibly purchasing the Orlando Magic of the National Basketball Association. Back in May of 2011, Limbaugh was unsuccessful in his bid to...
NEW YORK CITY - Rutgers basketball coach Mike Rice has just been fired and rightly so. The poor excuse for an adult was videotaped abusing his players by pushing them, shoving them, hitting them, kicking them, and even tossing basketballs at them...
CLEVELAND - The majority owner of the Cleveland Cavaliers Danny Gilbert has just informed the sports media that he is seriously contemplating a name change. Gilbert noting that the Cavs record of 22-52 is simply unacceptable stated that he has enl...
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