HOLLYWOOD - The former lead singer with the Pussycat Dolls, Nicole Scherzinger stole the show as she danced and pranced on the American Idol stage throwing down some dance moves that even had judge Jennifer Lopez oohing and ahhing. Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson was so embarrassed he turned two shades of purple and Steven "Lips" Tyler was so engrossed he even put down his copy of Rolling Stone...
LOS ANGELES - Steven Tyler sat in a booth at his favorite restaurant The Fiery Tongue of The Dragon. He was partaking of a plate of Lemon Chicken with a side order of Osakan Egg Rolls and Crab Rangoon when he was asked by Hoopla Diddly of TV ClickerWorld about the reported incident during a recent edition of American Idol. Tyler asked if he was referring to the show where he became so angry...
Rooters - In a surprising twist of events, related by a John, a stagehand at American Idol, a giant baby wearing nothing but a smile, fell onto the stage on top of Lady Gaga, knocking the fake mole off her face during rehearsals with Jamie who invol...
LOS ANGELES - Lady Gaga was recently asked about the two alleged gropings by her of two American Idol contestants. Lady Gaga appeared a few days before the live show and served as a mentor to the shows four remaining contestants Lauren Alaina, Hal...
HOLLYWOOD - Backstage after the latest edition of American Idol had just eliminated James Durbin, Jennifer Lopez, who could not stop crying, hugged James and told him not to worry because he was going to be the next big super star. J.Lo handed Jam...
The hat is off the jimmy: Aerosmith's singer Steven Tyler's penis will become the second judge on American Idol next season, once Latina meatbag Jennifer Lopez is unceremoniously fired at the end of this season. "My soldier is makin' a move," said...
HOLLYWOOD - And in the words of American Idol Host Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest, "And then there were four." Jacob Lusk of Compton, California is the latest contestant to be eliminated from American Idol. Seacrest told the AI studio audience that th...
LOS ANGELES - Former Playboy Playmate Kendra Wilkinson, who was recently eliminated from Dancing With The Stars, was extremely thrilled to reveal that she has been asked to appear in the next Twilight Saga movie. Wilkinson who is 25, pointed out t...
HOLLYWOOD - Mark Anthony had a little talk with Steven Tyler backstage after the last airing of American Idol. Redwood Fingerboo, a reporter with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle stated that word got back to the husband of Jennifer Lopez that Tyl...
HOLLYWOOD - And suddenly there were cinco (5) singers left on American Idol as Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest told the standing room only crowd at The American Idol Theater in Hollywood. This weeks Bottom Three saw Jacob "Ebenezer Baptist" Lusk, Scotty "...
LOS ANGELES - In a move that has a lot of viewers of the top rated reality show American Idol up in arms, the shows producers have sent in-house memos to three of the remaining six contestants that they need to lose some weight. The shows producer...
Investigative journalists have discovered that former American Idol judge Simon Cowell, who left the show before the beginning of the current season, is actually owner and manager of the website "Vote For The Worst." The website, which has been i...
LOS ANGELES - The woman who People Magazine has just named 'The Most Beautiful Woman In The World' is not a happy camper and in fact she is extremely upset. Jennifer Lopez, who has been a fan of American Idol contestant Casey "The Stand Up Bass" A...
HOLLYWOOD - Pia Toscano, was back by popular demand. The producer of American Idol stated that he received over 20 million text messages, emails, phone calls, and singing telegrams (NPI) asking him to invite her back to sing on the AI stage. And the shows producer Simon Shindlebocker showed that he listens to his viewers and not only brought her back but also had four previous eliminated contes...
HOLLYWOOD - And then there were seven (7). American Idol's Rod Stewart sound-a-like Paul McDonald was sent packing after the American Idol voters eliminated him. McDonald, who probably has the biggest most infectious smile of anyone to ever set fo...
HOLLYWOOD - William Hung who appeared on season three of American Idol was recently caught in an uncompromising position at the famed Grauman's Chinese Theater with the fiancée of the ex-Mr. Sandra Bullock, Jesse James. Hung, who originally change...
LONDON - It is no secret around Buckingham Palace that Queen Elizabeth and her husband Prince Philip make it a point to always watch American Idol and Dancing With The Stars. Neville Twickenbuck, a reporter for The Tickety Boo News Agency stated that while both shows are being telecast the Royal couple has left strict instructions that they are not to be interrupted even if they get a call from...
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