Despite admonitions from friends and family, the downtrodden Britney Spears made plans to ride America's first topless airline, American Spread Eagle. "I've tried everything else, I may as well try this one," the despairing Spears s...
America's friendly skies have just become much friendlier. American Spread Eagle airlines has just announced its first flight to the nether regions of your amygdala. After spreading its wings back in January, the airline is ready to begin service...
100 mile per hour winds that ripped through the Denver area caused the windshields of 13 jumbo jets to crack while sitting on the runways. The snowstorm and high winds also caused closure of the airport and hundreds of flight cancellations and delay...
NEW YORK-Airlines today began gearing up for the holiday season by hiring nannies and installing new iPods, DVDs and CD players in their seats. Because of the high rate of divorce, many children will be sent on airlines alone to visit spouses often l...
Business big noise Richard Branston is reported to be going into a 'marriage of convenience' with American fast food giant Burger King.
The Spoof can tonight report about cheap no-frills airlines and the kind of shoddy service that punters are having to endure at their hands. An insider at Stanstead, working for Cheesy Air, relates this unbelievable story.
(Washington, D.C.) Four-year-old Sam Adams, recently stopped from boarding a United Airlines flight in San Diego because his name matches a Sam Adams on the Transportation Security Administrations' "no-fly" list, might just be a terrori...
Atlanta - Bled by rising fuel prices, slapped by the loss of a major hub (New Orleans) and stung in the pocketbook by no-frills airlines like Southwest, Delta Airlines today announced new "Economy Class Cockpits" its pilots would be forced...
(PARIS) -- Billed by Guinness as the world's smartest dog, Muffin the poodle successfully took control of a disabled United Airlines 767 and landed it safely at Charles de Gaulle airport in Paris. Flight controllers say,...
American Airlines announced Thursday that they will no longer offer pillows for passengers on any of their flights. "We can save up to 375,000 dollars a year by dropping the pillows. Blankets, however, will still be available," an airline spokesman...
Attorney General John Ashcroft is reviewing American security procedures urgently today after the revelation that a man was allowed to board an American Airlines flight in Boston while wearing a beard. Shocked passengers leaving the Boston to Orlando...
Gambino Family Rejects United Airlines' Loan Request...
An American National Airlines pilot was fined by airport police and sanctioned by the airlines for excessive flatulence after airline crew members and passengers complained of noxious fumes in the cabin during a trans-continental flight today.
United Airlines have been criticized today for their recent "Visit Grandkids for $150 or less" telephone marketing campaign.
NEW YORK, New York - Virgin Atlanitc Airlines remained coy about the rumors, but insiders insist that the red-lipsticked, mouth shaped urinals that Virgin had orignally planned to install in their lounge at New York's JFK Airport have a new buyer...
New airlines boasts first full flight crews trained entirely on Microsoft Flight Simulator!...
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