The Barack Obama Administration has created a new "Patient's Bill Of Rights" to go with their new health care system. Their bill of rights describes how patients deserve to be treated by health care workers and professionals and by their insurance p...
In the Rolling Stones story on General Stanley McChrystal, it seems evident that these two men don't see eye to eye on how to wage the war against the nasties. With nothing going right in Afghanistan except the abundant poppy harvest, McChrystal voi...
Scientists are pretty well in agreement that the solar flares coming within a few more months could be at an all-time high. "It could force people to stay indoors for days at a time" stated Dr. Mahmoud Grace of NASA. "If you go out, you could bur...
WASHINGTON D.C. (ABSNN) -- Constance McMillen, an 18-year-old lesbian at the center of a controversial cancellation of her high school prom, will meet President Obama at the White House on Tuesday at a reception for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transge...
Thorbjorn Jagland, head of the Nobel Peace Prize Committee has sent an official notice to the White House, asking that the Obama Prize for 2009 be returned. "Since the President gave the money he received to charity, we are not asking for its retu...
Last week, BP agreed to provide a $20 billion aid fund to assist victims of the oil spill. The money is earmarked to help persons whose homes, businesses, livelihood, or property have been destroyed, damaged, or harmed as a result of the spill (dire...
While President Obama is back on the golf course and shooting some baskets, BP CEO Tony Hayward is spending the day watching his yacht "Bob" compete in a swank race just off the coast of England. However, a spokesman for Hayward stated that the CE...
Republican senators and representatives have been caught napping on the job more than usual these days, but they say they have a good excuse for their errant behavior-daylight savings time and Obama's insatiable appetite for curing all the countr...
WASHINGTON, DC - In an interview with Larry King on CNN, White House Adviser Rahm Immanuel hinted that Afghanistan would become the fifty-first state soon after the country is democratized. "It will be a mutually beneficial relationship," Immanuel sa...
The American Congress has been cross examaning the boss of Union Carbide (formerly known as United States Carbide), Chuck Hayward about the appalling accident in Bhophal, India, where thousands of people have been poisoned. Years after the accident children are being born with defects due to the accident. 'This is an attack against America' declared President Obama 'we demand a compensation pac...
With polls in the toilet and the world of public opinion collapsing on him, Barack Obama returned the volley on Jimmy Carter, who claimed that Obama was purloining him of his only honor; that of being the worst president ever. Normally the Preside...
The reports were few as to the details of the Obama/BP meeting yesterday. The closed door meeting was attended by only a few, but one attendee speaking on condition of anonymity did leak some details to Dylan Ratigan of MSNBC. Evidentially, accord...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack "Barry" Obama gave what will certainly go down as one of his shortest prime time television speeches of his administration. President Brobama, as he was nicknamed by Louisiana stand up comedian Zydeco Dupree, sa...
Washington AC/DC - (Crude Rhetoric Mess): Baseless in law and mired in econutters' 9/11 conspiracy theories. That's the feedback from US Big Oil attorneys who today dismissed President Obama's attempts to illegally seize BP shareholder billion$ as...
Barack Obama stopped the oil spill this morning. The President donned scuba gear, swam down to the ocean floor, and closed off the leak using duct tape and chewing gum. White House press secretary Robert Gibbs explained that the President had been...
Washington, D.C - President of the United States Barack Obama made a shocking statement to the press on Tuesday night around 9pm stating " I am a man of honesty, I can not keep this secret any longer. Americans, I am not black, I am actually white."...
As news of the billions of dollars in mineral deposits in Afghanistan surfaced today, reporters rushed to The White House to get the President's reaction. "Really?," said President Obama. At the same time as the reporters in DC were questioning th...
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