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Funny story: Godless Senator Pete Stark Struck By Lightning

Godless Senator Pete Stark Struck By Lightning

WASHINGTON D.C.--(DOGMA NEWZ) Moments after the Democratic Senator from California, Pete Stark, declared to the whole world that He does not believe in "a supreme being" did the unimaginable happened. While...

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Funny story: Swastika slave girls in Argentina's no escape brothel camps

Swastika slave girls in Argentina's no escape brothel camps

Buenos Aries- The proud Argentine nation may be best known for the Tango, Evita, beef and cheating soccer midgets.

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Funny story: Satangate heats up the Capital

Satangate heats up the Capital

WASHINGTON D.C. - Recently leaked visitor records from Vice President Cheney's office reveal a startling number of visits by Satan over the past six years. According to the records, the Vice President saw Satan more than 23 times since 2000.

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Funny story: Free Coffee At Starbucks Today - Do You Know Why?

Free Coffee At Starbucks Today - Do You Know Why?

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-(COUGHFEENOOZ) Today Starbucks Coffee Company is giving away at no cost to you a FREE tall cup of coffee. This offer is being given by franchises across the U.S. and Canada. That's right FREE. You pay nothing, zip, nada, zero, are you getting the picture. It's like stealing. You walk into a Starbucks tomorrow be...

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Funny story: Republicans create "Truth Squad" in House of Representatives

Republicans create "Truth Squad" in House of Representatives

From the people who brought you the IRAQ war-- sans Body Armour for the Troops they claim to support with such Patriotic Vigor.

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Funny story: Who is Camp David?

Who is Camp David?

Washington D.C- Whitehouse aides are this morning desperately trying to play down rumours that the President is conducting a secret extramarital affair.

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Funny story: Bush announces "War on reading"

Bush announces "War on reading"

Washington DC- President George W Bush today proudly announced his administrations new vote winning inititive that is sure to rival the already popular "War on terror".

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Funny story: MLK "I have a Bream?"

MLK "I have a Bream?"

The scene is Washington DC 28th August 1968.

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Funny story: Bush Camp Backtracks on Inuit "Snow Pigs" Gaffe

Bush Camp Backtracks on Inuit "Snow Pigs" Gaffe

Alaska - A red faced White House was today trying to extricate its self from the latest in a long line of verbal gaffes and scandals, the president's Tourette's has thrust them into.

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Funny story: Obama comes out fighting against black allegations

Obama comes out fighting against black allegations

Senator Barack Obama last night appeared at a hastily arranged photo op at the Washington DC hospital for very sick poor black kids, to furiously deny rumours circulating in the press that for a period sometime in the late nineties he was black.

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Funny story: Shock Obama is Black Revelations

Shock Obama is Black Revelations

The normally sedate world of Washington DC politics was today rocked by allegations that the presidential hopeful senator Barack Obama of Illinois was black.

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Funny story: Washington Monument Goes Limp Fears Over Nations Virility Fuel Anxiety

Washington Monument Goes Limp Fears Over Nations Virility Fuel Anxiety

Washington DC - Sometime last night, after 136 years of standing tall and erect, Washington's favorite "stiffy" went limp. One of the first to discover the sagging monument was Greg Garcia. When Greg arrived at work this morning he coul...

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Funny story: Troops of The Burning Legion Threaten U.S. Capitol; New Evil-doers will be crushed, Bush says

Troops of The Burning Legion Threaten U.S. Capitol; New Evil-doers will be crushed, Bush says

Washington,DC.----Reports from the National Security Agency indicate large numbers of sinister characters may be mobilizing and the District of Columbia is a possible target. Facts are sketchy, but a large army, apparently part of the

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Funny story: Walter Mitty Romney outed

Walter Mitty Romney outed

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Massachusetts resident and Non-Aligned Illuminatus Walter Mitty Romney has been outed as a serial fantasist whose previous incarnation as a Reagan-era escapologist was discovered after recovered memories of crack-dealing d...

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Funny story: Rumsfeld Serenades American People With Popular Folk Song

Rumsfeld Serenades American People With Popular Folk Song

WASHINGTON-In a farewell tribute to the American people, Donald Rumsfeld took out an acoustic guitar and sung Bob Dylan's, "Don't Think Twice, It's Alright," today at the White House.

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Funny story: Kerry Says He is a "Secret Republican" Helping "Fellow Bonesman" Bush

Kerry Says He is a "Secret Republican" Helping "Fellow Bonesman" Bush

WASHINGTON (AP)-- Democratic Senator John Kerry revealed on Wednesday that he is in fact a "secret Republican" who has been helping further President George Bush for years.

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Funny story: Department of Veterans Affairs Secretary James Nicholson praises Donald Rumsfeld

Department of Veterans Affairs Secretary James Nicholson praises Donald Rumsfeld

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Secretary of the Department of Veterans Affairs James Nicholson recently held a joint press conference with Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld. The two expressed great satisfaction with the ongoing war and the policy to resume m...

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