LOS ANGELES - Lindsay "The Luckiest Girl in The World" Lohan has gotten off Scot free yet again. According to Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole, the much-troubled, highly-misunderstood, Tinsel Town starlet was released from The Zsa Zsa Gab...
Lindsay Lohan was sentienced to 30 days incarceration for breaking the rules of her probation. The original charges stemmed from an incoident where Lohan walked out of a Beverly Hills jewelry store wearing a neckless she neglected to pay for. Lohan c...
A Think Tank funded by someone in the Cayman Islands has suggested to the government a radical overhaul of the Penal system. Proposals include locking up children who cry too much, punishing schoolboys who wield cricket bats and sending girls who...
Convicted murderer Derek Frazer has been granted permission by a High Court Judge to sue the prison service over a fundamental breach of his human rights. The right not to be locked up. Legal papers lodged today state that the convicted murderer h...
SEATTLE - Amanda Knox was sitting at a local park eating some Chicken McNuggets while enjoying the fresh smell of freedom. Knox spent four years in an Italian prison where she said the smell reminded her of what the inside of a goat's stomach prob...
LOS ANGELES - It appears that finally one of the judges hearing the many and varied cases of one Lindsay Lohan has had her fill of the way that the little misguided prima donna thinks that she can just do whatever the hell she wants and get away with...
TEHRAN, Iran--The saga surrounding the two U.S. hikers being held in Iran continues. Imprisoned two years for entering Iran on a mountain pass instead of on a road, Shane Bauer and Josh Fattal have been jerked around the news in the recent weeks.
Several gang-leaders responsible for co-ordinating riots across the UK have confirmed they are considering creating their own privately run prisons to ensure the best possible training for gang members prior to their release. ManDem gang leader Ru...
David Cameron spoke out this week in favour of tougher sentences for smaller crimes, in light of criticism on the handling of looters caught up in riots in the UK. In an exclusive interview, Cameron was quoted as saying "Well, it is about time th...
Following the recent misunderstandings in Tottenham, North London, the government is to consider bringing forward changes designed to increase the amount of prison places available. The new system, thought up by High Court judge Sir Henry Parsnip-Bro...
Recently, Mr. Butterfinger® from Chocolate Ville wondered what the Whichamacallit® was lying by the Dots® on 5th Avenue®. Help arrived when the 3 Musketeers® jumped in to investigate, but crying interrupted them as Baby Ruth®...
AUSTIN - The word out of the Texas state capital is that Governor Rick Perry has still not quite decided if he is going to run for the office of president of the United States. One of his good friends and fellow Texan actor Matthew McConaughey rec...
Ken Clarke has come up with a policy that should reduce the prison population considerably, thus enabling the treasury to organise a tax cut for those earning over £100,000 a year. Clarke, in private discussions that I somehow overheard, has decid...
ORLANDO, Florida - Casey Anthony walked out of Orlando's Seedless Orange Prison For Women amid dozens of loud, boisterous chants consisting of every four letter word ever written. A reporter for The Big Apple Gazette Fitzwater Ribicoff reported th...
The national debt is rising because Attorney General Eric Candleholder has decided to create an artificial island with $600 Billion in money borrowed from China, after which $7 Billion will be used to construct a prison for locking up incarcerated pe...
Casey Anthony is getting out of Jail on July 17th and she has decided that she wants to leave USA forever since she knows she is no longer welcome in any state in USA. Casey first applied for immigration to The Republic of Ireland, but since that...
London - The No Woman No Cry matinee gig at Camden's Blues Kitchen on Saturday is the singer's Two Fingers Up Yours concert message to ex-love Kate Moss. The model, who was once the love of Doherty's life, got hitched last weekend 'to some boring...
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