Channel 4 have denied rumours that an upcoming documentary about the death of Princess Diana in a car crash ten years ago will be anything but voyeuristic.
Michael Mansfield QC has today announced that he has appointed renowned sleuth Miss Marple to head the inquest into the deaths of Diana Spencer and Dodi Al Fayed.
Robbie Williams agent today confirmed that he will be joining his old band Take That at the free for all that is the Diana concert. Following a slide in his career Robbie has at last decided that it might be prudent to clutch that last straw being te...
After the shock split of the couple "made" for each other the royals could breath a sigh of relief.
The decision by Lady Butler-Sloss to quit as the Coroner for the Inquest into the death of Diana, Princess of Wales and her boyfriend Dodi Al Fayed has caused shock in legal circles.
LONDON (Ass' press) - Organisers fear the giant London concert for Live Earth may be totally overshadowed by the continued wailing, moaning and gnashing of teeth surrounding the Diana memorial concert organised by the Princes Wil...
New York - (Rotters): A new post-Princess Diana era book written by New York fifth columnist Tina Brown slates UK Prime Mobster Tony Blair as a "spiteful, manipulative, media-savvy neurotic praying with the House of Windsor and then a series of...
Prince William, recently dumped by decidedly ordinary Kate Middleclass, is to try his luck with someone a few steps down the social ladder - and the evolutionary scale! - ex-Big Brother and Celebrity Big Brother slug...
There was a new development in the Prince William/Kate Middleton divorce row today, when it emerged that the intended Princess had been seeing another man. Whooaaaa...
London - Assinine Mess): Enough of this Diana crap. Papers to be released next week will show that the scheming IRA bomber who masquaraded as Princess Diana was the illegitimate daughter of George Herbert Bush.
The worlds longest lasting marriage in show biz moves nearer to the divorce court today with both sides naming their legal representatives.
Thanks to tireless harassment by fat Egyptian twat Mohammed Al-Fayed, the police have been forced to re-open their inquiry into the death of vain, egocentric, horse-faced monger Princess Diana, who was allegedly killed accidentally in Paris in 1997.
The interview Princess Diana gave to Martin Bashir in 1995, was "grossly edited", it has been claimed.
"A tragic accident" was the conclusion after the extensive inquiry into the death of Diana, Princess of Wales. However, new life has been given to one of the more bizarre conspiracy theories thanks to self-proclaimed "e-investigator" Eustace Grappler…
London - (ReUterus): The Acting Coroner in charge of Princess Diana's much delayed inquest has ordered the exhumation of her body as a vital part of a police TV re-construction into her fatal funeral and burial.
PARIS: There was a startling new twist in the Princess Diana Murder Inquiry today as two new witnesses came forward to give evidence. The two, who cannot be named, because they are French and nobody can pronounce their names properly, have differe…
London - (Ass Mess): The First Battalion of the Black Watch Beetle will be on armed patrol outside the Royal Courts of Justice on Monday for the inquest into the death of Diana, Temptress of Wales, amid rumors that her Machiavellian secret life will...
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