Kate & Wills Spilt : Royals happy as setting up another car crash was to much like hard work last time

Funny story written by Scampsey88

Thursday, 26 April 2007

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The Queen always loved a good game of Murder

After the shock split of the couple "made" for each other the royals could breath a sigh of relief.

Sources close the Prince Phillip have said that he has almost been looking forward to the fun and games of setting up a car crash he so enjoyed it last time.

New evidence that the Family all had bets on how Di would snuff it and came up with a game. Whoever gets her first wins a bet, it was not stated how much the bet was or what the bet was but it is known that the Queen had set up for Di to "fall on a loose rug and then trip down the stairs in her Hotel" but a daft maid bet Di to it!.

However when Wills started dating Kate Middleton, hopes that a brand new game could be started up got all the royals buzzes.

The queen was reported to say "I cant wait to get the smug bitch!"

However as the years went on, other things came up and it all seemed like to much hard work second time around.

Lucky for Kate however, but Phillip was not interested in the hard work just yet.

Wills is now single and thousands of women are hoping to get a chance and give a royal a right royal seeing to but if any girl got to close how long would it be before she was "going out to buy pillow cases and she slips on a loosened wooden floor boards and tumbles to her death"

If this were to happen it would surely cost us tax payers so much money on all the inquiry's like previously with Di, resulting in headlines such as: "DIANA STILL DEAD"

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