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Funny story: City On Course To Rule The World

City On Course To Rule The World

The city of Manchester is beginning to calm down now, following City's momentous victory over their illustrious neighbours, United, at Wembley in Saturday's FA Cup semi-final. City fans woke this morning to a new horizon, and the very real possibi...

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Funny story: Cup Semi Travel Chaos Caused By Wayne Rooney

Cup Semi Travel Chaos Caused By Wayne Rooney

Fans travelling to Wembley for last night's semi final between Man Utd and Man City were hit by major delays after a large section of the M1 was closed for much of the day. The motorway was shut between Junction 4 at Elstree, Herts and Juntion 1 a...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson To Face The Sack?

Sir Alex Ferguson To Face The Sack?

Manchester United fans jeered wildly at the final whistle this afternoon after seeing their heroes humbled by arch-rivals Manchester City in their FA Cup semi-final showdown, but by far the biggest shock of the day came as many of the United continge...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson Throws Hairdryer At Paul Scholes

Sir Alex Ferguson Throws Hairdryer At Paul Scholes

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has revisited his old stamping ground of hairdryers after watching his side lose out in their FA Cup semi-final against arch-rivals Manchester City at Wembley Stadium this afternoon. Fergie watched from...

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Funny story: Liam Gallagher To Stop Being A Knob Head

Liam Gallagher To Stop Being A Knob Head

Speaking on the BBC's Football Focus programme ahead of today's Wembley FA Cup semi-final Manchester derby, mono-browed knuckle dragger, Liam Gallagher explained to the gullible and bewildered, that the whole Manchester United 'thing' went clear over...

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Funny story: Man City: "We will literally destroy Man U"

Man City: "We will literally destroy Man U"

Manchester City boss Roberto Mancini has promised his club's fans something special this weekend in their long-awaited cup tie with rivals Manchester United. He said, "We will absolutely smash them. They will be picking up the pieces for months af...

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Funny story: Balotelli In Training Ground Incident

Balotelli In Training Ground Incident

Troubled Man City star Mario Balotelli has been involved in another incident with the club. Its emerged that, only days after being sent off in the Champions League tie against Dynamo Kiev, the striker is alleged to have thrown a dart at a youth p...

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Funny story: Chelsea Grab Points As More Hilarity Emanates From Stamford Bridge

Chelsea Grab Points As More Hilarity Emanates From Stamford Bridge

Chelsea took all three points in this top four struggle - but once again West London was rocking with laughter at the irony. It seemed Chelsea, for all their effort, were going to come up blank against a resolute City defence - in fact these are t...

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Funny story: Public Apology From Balotelli

Public Apology From Balotelli

Troubled Man City striker Mario Balotelli, sent off in the Europa League second leg fixture against Dinamo Kiev, has made a public apology to manager Roberto Mancini . Although City comfortably beat Kiev 1-0 at Eastlands, they lost 2-1 on aggregate and crashed out of the tournament, putting more pressure on boss Mancini as his side continue to under achieve despite spending hundreds of millions...

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Funny story: Chelsea Focus On Innertubes Ahead Of City Clash

Chelsea Focus On Innertubes Ahead Of City Clash

In a revolutionary change of direction just before the Premier League takes an international break, Carlo Ancelotti has introduced innertubes into Chelsea's training. The Italian feels that Sunday's game against top-four rivals Manchester City is...

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Funny story: Manchester City Boss Mancini To Drop Balotelli

Manchester City Boss Mancini To Drop Balotelli

City boss Roberto Mancini is set to drop star striker Mario Balotelli ahead of Sunday's crucial tussle with Chelsea. The hot-blooded striker has had discipline problems since he arrived at the Eastlands club and these came to a head in the week wh...

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Funny story: Battle Of The Giants - Manchester's Finest To Slug It Out In Wembley Semi-Final

Battle Of The Giants - Manchester's Finest To Slug It Out In Wembley Semi-Final

It's just been confirmed that Manchester giants, Manchester United and Manchester City are to slug it out in a head to head at Wembley in the FA Cup Semi-Final. City confirmed the news after a 1-0 victory over Reading, courtesy of A Micah Richards...

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Funny story: Man City Fan Fined Over Offensive Car Sticker

Man City Fan Fined Over Offensive Car Sticker

Manchester City supporter Darren Braithwaite has been fined £500 and jailed for 7 days after being found guilty of displaying a car sticker that was "grossly offensive and detrimental to public safety.". The City fan put the sticker - a 2 feet by...

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Funny story: Local Man In Buoyant Mood As City And The Scousers Crash In Europa League

Local Man In Buoyant Mood As City And The Scousers Crash In Europa League

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, was reported to be happy again, for the first time since early on Sunday as both Liverpool AND Manchester Sh-sorry City were beaten away from home home in their respective Europa League first round ties. Observers sa...

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Funny story: Carlos Tevez Lodges Transfer Request Following Brutal Slaughter Of Beloved Pet Goldfish

Carlos Tevez Lodges Transfer Request Following Brutal Slaughter Of Beloved Pet Goldfish

Manchester City's Argentinian striker, the much traveled Carlos Tevez today once again announced that he is all set to leave the nouveau-riche Manchester club, and the city to which he once extended a welcome to visitors by way of a big billboard.

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Funny story: Man City's Toure Fails Drug Test

Man City's Toure Fails Drug Test

The Premiership was rocked to its very foundations by the news that Man City defender Kolo Toure has failed a drug test. The former Arsenal centre half , generally recognised as one of the best defenders in the country, is said to have gone into h...

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Funny story: Arsenal v Orient, Man City v Villa Matches End In Results

Arsenal v Orient, Man City v Villa Matches End In Results

Two FA Cup matches were played to a conclusion Wednesday evening, with the winners proceeding to the quarter-finals of the venerable competition. Aristocratic Arsenal - the 'Gunners' - of the Premier League, either defeated or were beaten by Leyto...

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