CCN (Crazy Cal News)- Houston - BP CEO Tony Hayward, after passing the blame for the oil spill between its company, Halliburton, and Transocean, valiantly engineered plans to save the coast line of the United States. After The Three Stooges of...
At least five hundred people have been killed in tornadoes that tore through parts of the US state of Oklahoma, officials say, dramatically improving the state's overall appearance and potentially raising its median I.Q. The storms forced road clo...
Sedona, AZ - California First Lady, Maria Shriver, was seen getting off a private jet in Sedona, Arizona this past week, supposedly heading to her favorite spa for some R&R time away from Arnold. At first, she denied she was Maria Shriver in an e...
Phoenix, AZ - Tonight's baseball game between the Milwaukee Brewers and the Arizona Diamondbacks game has been suspended indefinitely, as the following Brewers were arrested outside Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport this morning: Yovani Gallardo, Claudio Va...
MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio was asked what he thinks about the rumors that the Mexican drug cartels have put out the word that they want him to pack up his pink wardrobe and move up to Alaska as soon as possible.
MEXICO CITY - In a politically motivated move that has been both applauded and criticized, the government of Mexico has just mandated that all Mexican law enforcement officers have been instructed to stop any and all American tourists and ask to see...
Phoenix, AZ - In yet another blow to Arizonans who are still reeling from the newly-enacted anti-immigration law, it is now being reported that teachers with heavy accents are being removed from Arizona classrooms. The Arizona Department of Education...
PHOENIX - The Arizona state senate has just passed a bill by a vote of 51 to 49 which will ban all Mexican food within its borders. Lorenzo Pata de Vaca, who owns a string of 17 Taco Belly Restaurants, is absolutely devastated and so mad that he s...
PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer, 89, has stated that she is hereby cancelling all of Arizona's upcoming Cinco de Mayo celebration festivities and events including parades, block parties, low-rider shows, Eva Longoria-Parker Lookalike Pageants, frozen M...
Phoenix, AZ - In case you've been hiding out on a desert island for the past few weeks and haven't been privy to a computer, newspaper or television, last week, Arizona Governor, Jan Brewer, signed into law a bill that significantly toughened Arizona...
TUCSON, Arizona - Tiger Woods, aka "WonderWiener" was visiting the state of Arizona before a presidential mandate closes it to all American citizens except for atheists, KKKers, crackheads, and Foxers Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, and "Ru...
President Barack Hussein Obama issued a devastating Fatwa against the struggling state of Arizona which has been over run with crime from outside it's borders and forced to take measures to protect it's citizens and it's financial well being, thereby...
Jesus Christ was arrested just outside of Phoenix this morning by Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Arizona's famous racist Sheriff. Media outlets are reporting that Jesus and twelve companions were traveling to Phoenix when Arpaio stopped them on suspicion of bei...
NATCHEZ, Mississippi - President Barack Obama, in town speaking before the Annual Convention of The Mason-Dixon Cotton Pickers Union, stated that he is extremely upset with the citizens of Arizona. He said that he has issued a direct directive to...
Nogales, Arizona - The only way Arizonans are going to get real authentic Mexican food after today is if they are fortunate enough to have made friends with some real authentic Mexicans, of if they are willing to risk life and limb trying to cross th...
Sedona, AZ - Sedona, Arizona, once known world-wide as a Mecca for those looking for metaphysical experiences due to the unusually large amount of vortices (vortexes) located there, is seeing a string of unhappy visitors leave the various sites of Be...
PHOENIX - Arizona Governor Jan Brewer, who is 65, has made it known that the way things are going, the sovereign state of Arizona will probably have no choice but to secede from the union. The governor, who looks like a cross between Melissa Ether...
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