The Arizona Senate Has Passed a Bill Banning Mexican Food

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Monday, 3 May 2010

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PHOENIX - The Arizona state senate has just passed a bill by a vote of 51 to 49 which will ban all Mexican food within its borders.

Lorenzo Pata de Vaca, who owns a string of 17 Taco Belly Restaurants, is absolutely devastated and so mad that he says that he could spit, but he quickly adds not in his food.

He told a reporter for USA Today, "Dammit dude, I sweem ober to dees country ober twenty-tree jeers ago. I save my centavos (pennies) and my nickles (nickles) and soon I buy to me a little Mexican restaurant.

And den I buy to me another one and den tree and den seeks and den tree more and I make so mush munny dat I hab to open up a checking account to hold all of my dinero (money).

So now cos of Brewer the Screwer I cannot sell my food because all of eat ease Mexican food except of course for dee ketchup, dee Sweet 'N Low, and dee salt wish is Norton's."

Mr. Pata De Vaca said that he spoke with former Governor Sarah Palin and she invited him to move up to Alaska and open up his Mexican restaurants up there.

Palin said that all they have up there as far as restaurant food are several dozen Eskimo Eddie Eskimo Food Diners, four Charbroiled Caribou Steakhouses, and three Ching Ching Chingotota Egg Drop Soup Grills.

In a developing story. Keira Knightley actress noted for having literally no tits to speak of swears that there is a little bit of development going on in her nipple region.

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