Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 depending on speaker size. This is considered to be a majo...
MILFORD, OH - For 7th grade Milford Junior Tigers basketball coach Pete Winston, basketball is life. When he wakes up in the morning, he mixes his Cheerios with Fruit Loops and dreams of the play that will win the city championship. During a mo...
Last night's reports of roving iPads shocked residents of California, including puzzled Apple executives who had locked the tablets in a warehouse and figured that they'd stay there until shipment to customers later this year. That's what they though...
Apple have announced that they have taken out a blanket trademark on any technology product beginning with a lower case 'i'. With the launch of the iPad that links seamlessly with an iPod, they have started to make use of that trademark. An Apple...
A San Francisco parking lot was the scene of the altercation yesterday. Onlookers agreed that the iPad had started the fight. The Kindle2 was walking along, minding its own business, when the iPad struck. "It was an attack, pure and simple," a...
Seattle - (Tablitz): CEO Steve 'Big' Jobs was cock-a-hooptoday as the Apple Core unveiled its latest gizmo the iPantyPad. Billed as the intelligent answer to the old fashioned colostomy bag the thin, sleek device senses moisture ahead of an emissi...
She weighs 1.5 pounds. She's a showoff and has a 9.7 inch display. Daddy Steve Jobs proudly presented her to the world at a news conference in California. How do we know Apple's new creation iPad is a girl? The evidence is overwhelming. She...
Banana, the world famous computer manufacturer, have revealed a new product today, to the great excitement of their adoring fans. The product, called the "iPad" is a departure from their usual business line - computers for thick people, tiny music...
Inside sources at Apple Discovery have confirmed the existence of the next big thing. Its the Apple tablet, and it could improve your life 100%. Its a small round pill that contains all the health benefits of 100 apples without actually having...
Apple Inc. was the target of comments made this past weekend by biblical prophet Moses, back from the dead. A crowd of New Yorkers was startled to see the ancient celebrity holding a press conference on the main concourse of Grand Central Station.
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA: Apple is planning a major media event at the Yerba Buena Center for the Arts in San Francisco on Tuesday Jan. 26, 2010, to announce the launch of a major product. Speculation is rife in media outlets as to the nature of...
Its debut hasn't even been officially announced, but already the forthcoming Apple Tablet PC, rumored to be called iSlate, has come under attack by Kindles and Nooks, terrified that the new product may steal their thunder. Kindles and Nooks have...
Apple is throwing a special Christmas party to celebrate buying the internet music site Lala.com. In honor of Lala, the party will have a very special theme. Repeating syllables will be the order of the day. Singer Lady Gaga and cellist Yo-Yo...
Unwed, Bible-Humping, "I want sex", Christian Conservative Ann Coulter revealed today that she plans on undergoing a delicate procedure to remove her Adam's Apple in an effort to attract a mate. "I think God made a mistake by giving me this Adam's...
With people queueing around the loo block for hours to be first to try the new Apple i-Toilet, executives from the company claimed it was their best launch ever. With the bottom falling out of many people's world, the new i-Toilet provides a high-...
Apple have come under heavy fire with their latest music playing technology that they have built into a rather natty looking silk tie. The tie comes in a variety of colours, and has a wireless link to Apple's notebook and desktop range in order to...
Silicon Valley, CA - In front of a crowd of thousands, Steve Jobs presented the latest iteration of the best-selling iPhone, showing off its newest features including a built-in bottle opener. He demonstrated the new model by opening a bottle of Cor...
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