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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Explains Why He's Hitting On Lindsay Lohan

Charlie Sheen Explains Why He's Hitting On Lindsay Lohan

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen has reportedly been emailing Lindsay Lohan and telling her that he truly understands what she is going through and that he wants to be her BFF (Best Friend Forever). According to Bedroom Pillow Talks Carolina Chipotle,...

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Funny story: Steven Tyler Says That Kate Gosselin Is The 'Complete Package'

Steven Tyler Says That Kate Gosselin Is The 'Complete Package'

AVOCADO HEIGHTS - American Idol Judge Steven Tyler and Kate Gosselin of the newly cancelled Kate Plus 8 were seen having a #3 deluxe fried chicken dinner at The Cackle Cackle Chicken Diner. Tyler was dressed in his customary loud colored sable pan...

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Funny story: Steven Tyler and Kate Gosselin Spotted Doing Some Hot and Heavy Hoochy-Koochying on Malibu Beach

Steven Tyler and Kate Gosselin Spotted Doing Some Hot and Heavy Hoochy-Koochying on Malibu Beach

MALIBU BEACH - It appears by all accounts that the relationship between American Idol Judge Steven Tyler and Kate Gosselin the star of Kate Plus 8 has really heated up. An unnamed source who lives on Malibu Beach told Pia Confetti of The El Lay In...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Denies The Rumor That She Was "Tongue Wrestling" With American Idol Winner Scotty McCreery

Miley Cyrus Denies The Rumor That She Was "Tongue Wrestling" With American Idol Winner Scotty McCreery

LOS ANGELES - Miley Cyrus has purposely tried to stay out of the limelight ever since the situation with Lindsay Lohan got extremely serious. Miley told Hollywood Vis-a-Vis reporter Dylan Fresno that she realized that she did not want to end up lo...

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Funny story: Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyler Are Now The Proud Owners of A Hotel Resort & Casino In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyler Are Now The Proud Owners of A Hotel Resort & Casino In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - It has just been confirmed that American Idol's Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyler have just purchased the La Playa de Los Players Hotel in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. A spokesperson for Peaches & Lips Productions, co-owned by...

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Funny story: Jerry Lewis Loses It - Calls American Idol Contestants 'Fast Food Rejects'

Jerry Lewis Loses It - Calls American Idol Contestants 'Fast Food Rejects'

LOS ANGELES - The former comedian known as Jerry Lewis is starting to show definite signs of stress. Hacienda Dakota of Hollywood Vis-a-Vis reported that it is sad to say but the 85-year-old Lewis seems to have gotten to that point in time where b...

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Funny story: Steven Tyler and Shakira To Record An Album Titled "Lips & Hips"

Steven Tyler and Shakira To Record An Album Titled "Lips & Hips"

GREEN RIVER, Wyoming - Shakira had another sell out performance and this one was at The Cowboy Britches Auditorium in Green River. The standing room only crowd loved the little Colombian firecracker so much that she performed four encores. The sat...

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Funny story: The Story Behind The Randy Jackson Vs. Cedric The Entertainer Feud

The Story Behind The Randy Jackson Vs. Cedric The Entertainer Feud

AVOCADO HEIGHTS - One of the judges of American Idol, Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson was sitting at a Cackle Cackle Chicken Diner in Avocado Heights when he was asked what he thought about the new game show It's Worth What? Jackson put down his ch...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Says He Can Hardly Wait For 'X-Factor' To Premier Because He Has Missed Acting Like An Arrogant, Sarcastic SOB!

Simon Cowell Says He Can Hardly Wait For 'X-Factor' To Premier Because He Has Missed Acting Like An Arrogant, Sarcastic SOB!

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell says that most people do not know it but he is really two different people. The first one is the dark T-shirt wearing pompously snobbish hateful Sultan of Sarcasm that he was when he was the judge on American Idol. The...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Says She's Had A Change of Heart And She Will Be Returning To American Idol

Jennifer Lopez Says She's Had A Change of Heart And She Will Be Returning To American Idol

BRONX, New York - After learning that her fellow judges Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson and Steven "Lips" Tyler have agreed to return to the number one reality show on television American Idol, J.Lo has just announced that she to will be back sitting...

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Funny story: American Idol Bombshell: Jennifer Lopez Will Not Be Returning To The Hit Show

American Idol Bombshell: Jennifer Lopez Will Not Be Returning To The Hit Show

HOLLYWOOD - A highly placed source in The American Idol family has revealed that Jennifer Lopez will not be returning for season eleven of the hit reality show. The source, who spoke on grounds of anonymity, stated that the choice is strictly J.Lo...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Talks About Those Salaciously Steamy Rumors Regarding Him and Paula Abdul

Simon Cowell Talks About Those Salaciously Steamy Rumors Regarding Him and Paula Abdul

HOLLYWOOD - It is fairly common knowledge on the Left Coast that ever since the early days of American Idol there have been sensually suggestive sparks between Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul. Cowell known as "The Sultan of Sarcasm" and Abdul known a...

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Funny story: Is Demi Lovato Heading Back Into The Rehab Clinic?

Is Demi Lovato Heading Back Into The Rehab Clinic?

VENICE BEACH - Disney darling Demi Lovato was reportedly seen walking alone on Venice Beach wearing a Wonder Woman bathing suit and a pair of Ellen DeGeneres Brand Flip Flops. She was asked by a reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight if she was okay,...

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Funny story: Scotty McCreery Beats Lauren Alaina To Win The $1 Million 'American Idol' First Place Prize

Scotty McCreery Beats Lauren Alaina To Win The $1 Million 'American Idol' First Place Prize

HOLLYWOOD - One of the nicest contestants to ever appear on American Idol has been chosen as the 2011 American Idol winner. Scotty "The Voice" McCreery, 17, of Garner, North Carolina beat out Lauren "Peaches" Alaina, 16, of Rossville, Georgia.

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Funny story: American Idol: Well It Looks Like It Turned Into American Country Idol As It Is Scotty "Cowboy" McCreery Vs. Lauren "Cowgirl" Alaina

American Idol: Well It Looks Like It Turned Into American Country Idol As It Is Scotty "Cowboy" McCreery Vs. Lauren "Cowgirl" Alaina

HOLLYWOOD - Some last minute adjustments had to be made to the American Idol finale stage in the beautiful Nokia Theater but everything went on as planned. Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest said that 18 bales of hay, an old 1959 cotton pickin' cotton picker...

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Funny story: Steven Tyler Is Furious That American Idol Will Not Allow His Band Aerosmith To Perform On The American Idol Finale!

Steven Tyler Is Furious That American Idol Will Not Allow His Band Aerosmith To Perform On The American Idol Finale!

LA BREA - American Idol Judge Steven Tyler was having breakfast at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner. He was asked by LaTuna LaTundra, a reporter with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune about the fact that his band Aerosmith, who was originally scheduled to a...

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Funny story: America Idol's Haley Reinhart Denies The Rumor That Her And Fellow Contestant Casey Abrams Have Eloped

America Idol's Haley Reinhart Denies The Rumor That Her And Fellow Contestant Casey Abrams Have Eloped

LA BREA - The most recent American Idol castoff Haley Reinhart was having dinner by herself at a Burgers-In-The-Round in La Brea. She was approached by TV ClickerWorld's Grandiosa Littlehampton and asked how she was doing after having been elimina...

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