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Funny story: United stumble as Fergie takes tumble

United stumble as Fergie takes tumble

Man United manager Alex Ferguson fell over on the ground and muddied the knees of his new suit while celebrating Wayne Rooney's equalizer against Chelsea on Saturday. An image that was beamed all over the world.

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Funny story: Sir Alex shaken, not stirred

Sir Alex shaken, not stirred

Sir Alex Ferguson, father of The Duchess of York and Manchester United manager slipped while celebrating Wayne Rooney's equalizer against Chelsea on Saturday, in front of a worldwide audience.

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Funny story: Manchester United and Chelsea Managers In Possible 'Fight To The Death'

Manchester United and Chelsea Managers In Possible 'Fight To The Death'

Manchester United and their closest rivals Chelsea are now level on points at the top of the Premier League, and could well share the title, if reports are true, which they are not.

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Funny story: Manchester United Fans 'Remember' Munich Air Disaster

Manchester United Fans 'Remember' Munich Air Disaster

Manchester United supporters today marked the 50th anniversary of the Munich Air Disaster, in which 8 players lost their lives, with a commemorative service at Old Trafford, which brought a lump to m...

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Funny story: Manchester United Owner To Make Bid For Liverpool

Manchester United Owner To Make Bid For Liverpool

Malcolm Glazer, the billionaire owner of Manchester United, has indicated that he is ready to make a surprise bid for Premiership also-rans Liverpool, and expects to do so by next Tuesday.

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Funny story: Keegan Signs Shearer To Spearhead Attack

Keegan Signs Shearer To Spearhead Attack

Kevin Keegan, the second-choice Newcastle United manager, dipped into the transfer market for the first time today, to swoop for the ex-Newcastle and England elbow expert and centre forward Alan Shearer

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Funny story: Sir Alex's god-daughter pregnant by "News of the World"

Sir Alex's god-daughter pregnant by "News of the World"

The god-daughter of Sir Alex Ferguson has revealed she's pregnant by the best-selling Sunday newspaper "The News of the World". Lauren McRacklin, 21, said she had only slept with the newspaper once but was now 3 months pregnant with a...

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Funny story: Manchester United Player Jonny Evans Framed By Chelsea Slagg

Manchester United Player Jonny Evans Framed By Chelsea Slagg

The Manchester United footballer at the centre of the controversial and exciting 'rape storm' allegation story, Jonathan 'Jonny' Evans, was framed by a Chelsea slag, sources at the cl...

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Funny story: Police Arrest Several Randy 19-Year-Olds At Manchester United Christmas 'Do'

Police Arrest Several Randy 19-Year-Olds At Manchester United Christmas 'Do'

Greater Manchester Police say they have arrested several 19-year-old football players on suspicion of various offences after the Manchester United Christmas Shindig in Castlefield got a bit 'out-...

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Funny story: Unemployed man head butts Sir Alex Ferguson in groin at a railway station

Unemployed man head butts Sir Alex Ferguson in groin at a railway station

Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson was "head butted in the groin" at Euston Station on Monday night, City of Westminster magistrates were told today. The defendant, Kevin Reynolds, 43...

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Funny story: Manchester United Boss Sir Alex Ferguson Hurt In London Attack

Manchester United Boss Sir Alex Ferguson Hurt In London Attack

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has been seriously hurt in an attack outside a London railway station on Monday. The Scot, who, himself, is usually the one doing the 'assaulting', was injured when a member of the public tackled him fro...

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Funny story: Manchester United Sign Horse To Replace Heinze

Manchester United Sign Horse To Replace Heinze

Manchester United, the Premier League Chumpions after failing to record a single victory in any of their first three games this season, have made a surprising swoop into the transfer market to replace Gabriel...

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Funny story: United team suffer third-degree burns as Alex mobilizes industrial strength hairdryer

United team suffer third-degree burns as Alex mobilizes industrial strength hairdryer

Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson has sent shock waves through the premier league, admitting he hadn't realized the season had started, fumbling through a press conference answering "Training? What training?"...

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Funny story: "I'll Massage Fergie's Shoulders" says Sven

"I'll Massage Fergie's Shoulders" says Sven

SVEN GORAN ERIKSSON promises to patch up relations with Sir Alex Ferguson - by giving him a hot stone massage!...

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Funny story: Ferguson Retires After Breaking Hairdryer

Ferguson Retires After Breaking Hairdryer

Sir Alex Ferguson, long-time manager of Manchester United has retired from football management after his legendary hairdryer broke down due to overload after his club's disappointing 0-0 draw with Reading.

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Funny story: Manchester United/Chelsea Premier League Title Race Could Be Over This Weekend, Say Experts

Manchester United/Chelsea Premier League Title Race Could Be Over This Weekend, Say Experts

Another exciting season of Premier League football action gets under way later today, with the rough-and-tumble, end-to-end, last-minute-winning-goal, bruising-and-faking encounters that fans have come to know and loathe

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Funny story: Mourinho Happy To Offload Robben After Community Shield Penalty Debacle

Mourinho Happy To Offload Robben After Community Shield Penalty Debacle

Chelsea manager Jose Moaninho has finally given the green light to the transfer of Dutch whinger Arjen Robbing to Real Madrid or whoever else will have him, after yesterday's Community Shield deb...

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