Written by Fergus McCarthy

Saturday, 26 April 2008

image for United stumble as Fergie takes tumble
Upstanding United fans.

Man United manager Alex Ferguson fell over on the ground and muddied the knees of his new suit while celebrating Wayne Rooney's equalizer against Chelsea on Saturday. An image that was beamed all over the world.

Ferguson went sprawling after jumping up and screaming "Great goal Wayne, extra Ice cream for you on the bus home tonight!" in his English public school accent that he is known the world over for.

It was then that he tripped. Causing laughter across the world.

"Jeepers creepers, I tripped" laughed Ferguson, who remained in an optimistic mood until the German bollocks Ballack scored to make it 2-1 to Chelsea thus leaving the title race 'wide open'.

Ferguson's mood however did not blacken after the goal.

"Deary me - that penalty has blown the title race wide open - heavens above , what an exciting end to a riveting season , may the best team win!" Said Ferguson.

Once again Sir Alex shows us all the way.

A great physical comedic actor and a gracious loser, interested only in the enjoyment of the fans and television viewers.

Good man Sir Alex, jolly good show.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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