New York NY: After a quarter of a century a number of usually busy Liberty High School alumni decided to go to their first ever high school reunion. There was much "meeting and greeting" as groups of middle-aged people recognized each other and ta...
Washington DC: A consortium of animal rights groups has sued the United States Government in Federal District Court about political party symbols. The suit alleges that the Republican Party is discriminating against the Democratic Party when it co...
New York NY: A new study finds sex may be as addictive as the need for salt in the human diet. This scholarly study was published in the latest issue of Playhomme Magazine. Male and female laboratory assistants were used as test cases to illustrat...
Witzenborg: Her royal highness the Queen of Witzenborg announced that her daughter Empress Pelosy will be visiting the White House and Capitol Hill in Washington DC in April 2010. A spokesman for the queen further indicated the visit by the empres...
Barstow CA: The $15 billion Pelosi High Speed Transit Intrastate Train System (PHSTITS) first four car passenger train, carrying all 435 House Members and 100 Senators, left Barstow CA for Death Valley National Park CA. The train was pulled by an...
Caracas Venezuela: The first nuptials of the spring season took place in an ancient Cathedral in this country's Capitol City. Sean Penn and Danny Glover officially tied the knot. President Hugo Chavez, Sean's mentor, gave the brides (or grooms) aw...
Washington DC: The new Barack Obama International Airport finally opened right downtown, a stone's throw from the White House, 12 years after construction started. Progressive Democrats (loony left liberal members of Congress) commencing in 2010...
Washington DC: President Obama had his physical this week. The doctor indicated that the president was in good health, but has to reduce his bad cholesterol and stop smoking. The president blamed the high cholesterol on the fact that "I now have m...
Kissmequick FL: The Sidney Organization had plans to build a new adult only theme park adjacent to an existing facility in Florida. Then rumors began to circulate, property values and building costs skyrocketed, making a new park too expensive. Li...
India: For the last 150 years there have been reports of a jungle boy named SuBo wandering the jungles/plains in India riding Tigers and Elephants. Dr. Peter Feathersham departed London England in 1900 via a steamship bound for India to find if th...
Washington DC: The Democratic left wing liberals have figured out how to divert people's attention from real bread and butter issues to amorphous smoke and mirrors crusades, e.g. climate change/global warming. The Democratic National Committee (DNC) has issued a handbook outlining a procedure to the left wing faithful for creating big unsolvable issues. These issues allow House Speaker Pelosi...
Titan Times: A fourth Titan space ship has landed on Earth on a small island surrounded by water. Explorers found the strange inscription SuBo scrawled on walls, torn strips of metal and broken concrete structures. Titan astronomers and astrophys...
Washington DC: President Obama held his Health Care Reform Summit at the Blair House. At the same time the Winter Olympics speed skating competition was being held in Vancouver Canada. Democratic House Speaker Pelosi was her same old stubborn sel...
Henderson Nevada: Police are investigating what caused a bizarre accident at the Pleasure Circle Massage School early Sunday morning. The police and paramedics were called to a residence in the 2200 block of Pleasure Circle Drive at about 4:00 a.m...
Washington DC: At a pre-meeting prior to the Blair House meeting, President Obama and Republican Congressional leaders have tentatively agreed to a strategy that brings down health care costs in the USA. The proposed 2011 budget (spending) of $3.8...
Washington DC: It's a bright sunny January day in the city, as President Elect Jeb Bush and his VP Elect John McCain approach the podium to be sworn in. Outgoing President Barack Obama and VP Joe Biden are already present. In attendance are Senate...
Vienna Austria: A few pages from a paper written by Dr. Sigmund Freud about sexual pleasure have been uncovered in the back of a drawer in his old desk. Dr. Freud asked his patients to prepare a timeline of their sexual activity and to rate the le...
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