The Vatican. He used to oversee the giant company that produced American icon cars such as Chevrolet, Pontiac, Cadillac and GMC trucks, but ousted General Motors chief Rick Waggoner will now be the spiritual leader of the world's 1.3 billion Catholic...
(Vatican City, Vatican) Former Hitler Youth member Joseph Ratzinger, now better known as Pope Benedict XVI, proudly disclosed to the news media that he achieved his first orgasm last night after a late night swim with 26-year-old US Sister Mary McCon...
Pope Benedict shocked the world as his most blatant call for a Palestinian homeland took a surprising turn toward a welcome home. Arab states have used the Palestinian cause time and time again across the decades to rally Arab causes but none hav...
In a week that sees the general release of the much awaited 'Angels And Daemons' movie starring Tom Shank, from a novel by Stan Brown which depicts a 'titanic struggle between good and evil' we were despatched to the eternal city of Rome to find out...
In a piece in Wednesday's edition of a Vatican newspaper, The Daily Inquisition, it called Ron Howard's film "a videogame that first of all sparks curiosity and is also, maybe, a bit of fun, if you're into going to hell in a handbasket. Other than th...
Vatican City - (Papal Ass Mess): So impressed were Vatican top brass with Tom Hanks' latest performance in Dan Brown's Angels & Demons that they lobbied for the US movie actor to audition for the lead role of Carol Wojtyla in a proposed new film...
Sources close to the Vatican and the Obama administration have disclosed that Caroline Kennedy has been found unacceptable by the Vatican as the US ambassador to the Holy See. Rumours have flown across the Atlantic and back speculating on the suppose...
The once radical Jesus movement attracted followers and created enemies because of its progressive views concerning human dignity, women's rights and social justice. The cosmopolitan city of Rome became a center in the new worldview. And it cam...
The abortion debate took a new turn this week when it was announced that a catholic fetus in an undisclosed South American nation has become pregnant. Pro choice advocates from around the world immediately began to advocate for the fetus with child's...
Jesus, Mary and Joseph was the favorite ejaculation of catholic school children of the 1950's because it carried more indulgences than other short quick prayers like Jumpin Jehosophat and Mama mia Duse Botsa. After the Vatican council the sequel the...
The Vatican on Wednesday demanded that a prelate who denied the Holocaust recant his positions before being fully admitted as a bishop into the Roman Catholic Church. It also said Pope Benedict XVI had not known about Bishop Richard Williamson's v...
Mel Brooks has sold the rights to his Producer's parody musical Springtime for Hitler to PapaZinger Productions a subsidiary of the Roman Catholic Church and Candle Company Inc. Those in the know are predicting that a sequel to Springtime will hi...
Deadline: Rome - Following several aborted attempts to buy ailing premiership football club, Liverpool, the Dubai Exploit This Western Recession And Milk It Group have announced proposals to flash the cash at one of Christianity's most revered symbol...
The Church of Scientology, founded by the late Science Fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard, proved themselves to be the richest religious organization in the world by purchasing Vatican City from the Catholic Church. The group who bases their beliefs...
In a surprise statement from the Vatican, the Pope has declared that Christmas will now in future be celebrated on 1st December. Three wise men noticed a heavenly alignment of Venus, Jupiter and a crescent moon at the beginning of last month as a...
Vatican spokesman Monsignor Fabrizio 'The Stone' Sachetti has sparked a war of words following allegations of on line gambling addictions amongst Vatican City clergy. Monsignor Sachetti has lived in the Papal enclave for 34 years and has se...
Couples who cannot have sexual intercourse or cannot conceive children naturally have sought methods of reproduction to obey the biblical commission to go forth and multiply and fill the earth. These unique acts of love have been condemned by the Vat...
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