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Funny story: Martians Invade but, incredibly, life continues as it has for countless years.

Martians Invade but, incredibly, life continues as it has for countless years.

The day before yesterday, the Martians invaded Earth, but it seems incredible to me that people are still going on with their lives as though nothing serious has happened.

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Funny story: Ping Pong Legend Pong Ping Poo Dies Aged 97

Ping Pong Legend Pong Ping Poo Dies Aged 97

The world of professional table tennis is in morning today after the announcement by Chinese state television of the un-expected death of Pong Ping Poo, the greatest exponent of the game in it's long and distinguished history.

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Funny story: NASA's Odyssey Orbiter discovers Salt, pepper, other spices on Mars

NASA's Odyssey Orbiter discovers Salt, pepper, other spices on Mars

Scientists were stunned when the Martian orbiter Odyssey began sending back photos of what appeared to be an array of spices including salt, pepper, oregano and -- possibly -- chive in the southern hemisphere of the Red Planet.

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Funny story: New evidence of life from mars found!

New evidence of life from mars found!

Scientist today released a report which has said that they have conclusive proof of life from Mars. And apparently it's right under our noses.

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Funny story: Mars Candies Claim, "More Fun"

Mars Candies Claim, "More Fun"

Representatives from the Mars Candies Division held a press conference yesterday to announce the companies release of it's new, "Fun Size", candy bars. Our entire candy bar line will be sold in the new fun size bars. 8 fun size bars wi...

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Funny story: New Mars Rover is in the Cards

New Mars Rover is in the Cards

Extraterrestrial rovers Spirit and Opportunity have been roaming Mars for the last four years. To improve on this sort of record is not that easy, but NASA is working on it. A new Rover is in works, that can beat those old models hands down.

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Funny story: Mysterious Martian Discovered in NASA Photograph

Mysterious Martian Discovered in NASA Photograph

This week, NASA released a photograph of what could be a living being on the surface of Mars. The picture was taken by one of the Mars Rovers. NASA officials claim that the "alien" is actually a two inch tall rock that was shaped by high...

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Funny story: NASA plans to blow up Mars if asteroid misses

NASA plans to blow up Mars if asteroid misses

NASA officials announced today that if the asteroid currently heading towards Mars fails to strike, they plan on blowing the planet up with nuclear weapons themselves.

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Funny story: Boy Scout Troop Lands on Mars

Boy Scout Troop Lands on Mars

Mount Vernon, Illinois (IPP) - A Mount Vernon Boy Scout Troop that recently built a replica of a NASA rocket has become the first humans to land on Mars.

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Funny story: Mars Installs Anti-asteroid Shield

Mars Installs Anti-asteroid Shield

Pasadena, California (IPP) - Jet Propulsion Lab (JPL) technicians operating the Mars rovers have photographed the installation of an anti-asteroid shield near the Martian equator.

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Funny story: Mars Not Really A Planet

Mars Not Really A Planet

NASA released the results of it's 'Operation Other Planet' study today, confirming scientist's worst fears the world over: Mars is not really a planet.

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Funny story: Scientists Find Nougat On Mars

Scientists Find Nougat On Mars

NASA made a dramatic announcement today that may very well prove that we are not alone in the universe.

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Funny story: Seven Caves Found on Mars

Seven Caves Found on Mars

New images from Mars, taken by NASA's Mars Odyssey spacecraft and the Mars Global Surveyor have shown what appears to be at least seven entrances to large caves on the slope of Arsia Mons, a Martian volcano.

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Funny story: Dear Mars; An Angry Letter

Dear Mars; An Angry Letter

I'm sure some of you will of picked up on this crazy term, 'Funsize' and were outraged by it. The following is a draft letter to Mars.

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Funny story: Moon Eclipsed by Mars Tomorrow

Moon Eclipsed by Mars Tomorrow

Pasadena, California (IP) - Scientist at the Jet Propulsion Lab (JPL) are staying up all night in order to see the moon get eclipsed by Mars. They are responsible for this event and would not miss it for the world.

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Funny story: Marathon or Snickers? You decide.

Marathon or Snickers? You decide.

Mars is bringing back the Marathon bar in response to demand from internet campaigners.

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Funny story: Men from mars could be really small

Men from mars could be really small

Scientist have revealed findings, in the journal 'Science stuff', which show if there are any men on mars they would have to be really small.

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