The day before yesterday, the Martians invaded Earth, but it seems incredible to me that people are still going on with their lives as though nothing serious has happened.
The world of professional table tennis is in morning today after the announcement by Chinese state television of the un-expected death of Pong Ping Poo, the greatest exponent of the game in it's long and distinguished history.
Scientists were stunned when the Martian orbiter Odyssey began sending back photos of what appeared to be an array of spices including salt, pepper, oregano and -- possibly -- chive in the southern hemisphere of the Red Planet.
Scientist today released a report which has said that they have conclusive proof of life from Mars. And apparently it's right under our noses.
Representatives from the Mars Candies Division held a press conference yesterday to announce the companies release of it's new, "Fun Size", candy bars. Our entire candy bar line will be sold in the new fun size bars. 8 fun size bars wi...
Extraterrestrial rovers Spirit and Opportunity have been roaming Mars for the last four years. To improve on this sort of record is not that easy, but NASA is working on it. A new Rover is in works, that can beat those old models hands down.
This week, NASA released a photograph of what could be a living being on the surface of Mars. The picture was taken by one of the Mars Rovers. NASA officials claim that the "alien" is actually a two inch tall rock that was shaped by high...
NASA officials announced today that if the asteroid currently heading towards Mars fails to strike, they plan on blowing the planet up with nuclear weapons themselves.
Mount Vernon, Illinois (IPP) - A Mount Vernon Boy Scout Troop that recently built a replica of a NASA rocket has become the first humans to land on Mars.
Pasadena, California (IPP) - Jet Propulsion Lab (JPL) technicians operating the Mars rovers have photographed the installation of an anti-asteroid shield near the Martian equator.
NASA released the results of it's 'Operation Other Planet' study today, confirming scientist's worst fears the world over: Mars is not really a planet.
NASA made a dramatic announcement today that may very well prove that we are not alone in the universe.
New images from Mars, taken by NASA's Mars Odyssey spacecraft and the Mars Global Surveyor have shown what appears to be at least seven entrances to large caves on the slope of Arsia Mons, a Martian volcano.
I'm sure some of you will of picked up on this crazy term, 'Funsize' and were outraged by it. The following is a draft letter to Mars.
Pasadena, California (IP) - Scientist at the Jet Propulsion Lab (JPL) are staying up all night in order to see the moon get eclipsed by Mars. They are responsible for this event and would not miss it for the world.
Mars is bringing back the Marathon bar in response to demand from internet campaigners.
Scientist have revealed findings, in the journal 'Science stuff', which show if there are any men on mars they would have to be really small.
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