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Funny story: How the Irish Saved Civilisation and Destroyed the European Union!

How the Irish Saved Civilisation and Destroyed the European Union!

Historians have argued that the Irish monasteries' dedication to literary culture may very well have been an important influence in the preservation of western culture. Guilt and beer have also been counted among Ireland's great cultural cont...

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Funny story: Ireland Reminds The World That It Isn't In Europe

Ireland Reminds The World That It Isn't In Europe

The Republic of Ireland today voted 'No' in the vote about its future in the European Union, but it was ironic that Ireland itself is still divided with a border, unlike the nations of the mainland EU.

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Funny story: Lisbon Treaty referendum clear as mud for Irish voters

Lisbon Treaty referendum clear as mud for Irish voters

Ireland will go to the polls on Thursday 12th June to vote on the Lisbon treaty referendum as the only country from 27 members states that will allow its citizens an opinion and a democratic right to decide both the future of their country and possi...

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Funny story: Irish Government Ban Combined Golfing and Fishing Tourist Trips

Irish Government Ban Combined Golfing and Fishing Tourist Trips

Yesterday Irish Government Spokesperson Gerry Fiddler announced that from next month combined Golfing and Fishing Tourist Trips to the Republic where to be banned.

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Funny story: Pope May Not Accept Invitation To Visit Northern Ireland

Pope May Not Accept Invitation To Visit Northern Ireland

A decision will be taken soon as to whether the Pope will not or will not visit Northern Ireland later this year. His spokesman, Father Federico Mafioso, said that Mr. Ratzinger's non-visit had been carefully discussed in the Vatican, and some ha...

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Funny story: Corrupt Bastard Irish PM Ahern Says He's Leaving

Corrupt Bastard Irish PM Ahern Says He's Leaving

Irish corrupt politician Bertie Ahern has announced today that he is retiring from the leadership of the potato-loving country and exiting from political life completely so that he can instead focus on collecting

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Funny story: Dublin declared "missionary position territory"

Dublin declared "missionary position territory"

Dublin has been officially declared "missionary position territory" by Archbishop Dick Smartin amid falling numbers in the use of the missionary position. A major plan to renew the Catholic Church in the country's biggest diocese was...

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Funny story: Irish Nuns Launder Drug Money From Al Queda To Send To Polishers

Irish Nuns Launder Drug Money From Al Queda To Send To Polishers

Dublin (What's the crack mess) An underground network of evil Irish nuns are laundering drug money obtained via Al Queda sources and sending it to French Polishers - who then funnel the money back to Ireland where the nuns use the cash to buy Dan...

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Funny story: Irish aid worker held on drug charges in Indonesia.

Irish aid worker held on drug charges in Indonesia.

Ireland and Indonesia are this evening embroiled in a war of words amidst a tense diplomatic stand off after an Irish charity worker was arrested on suspicion of drug trafficking at Bali international airport in the early hours of yesterday morning.

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Funny story: Dana is Dustin

Dana is Dustin

A clever a mix of ropes, pulleys and smoke enabled Dana and Dustin to be seen in the same room for the first time ever on Saturday. Dana's ferious attack on Dustin was a cunning attempt to cover this fact up. Amazing camera work and CG animation...

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Funny story: Irish PM is a "corrupt, ugly b*stard" - Claims Gypsy

Irish PM is a "corrupt, ugly b*stard" - Claims Gypsy

The Prime Minister of Ireland (or Taoiseach - pronounced 'Prick') Bertie Ahern, has been labeled a "corrupt, ugly b*stard" by not just one but all 50,000 of the country's gypsie...

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Funny story: Irish Space Programme Doomed to Failure

Irish Space Programme Doomed to Failure

Ireland's space mission to put two astronauts on the Sun by the end of the year still looks likely to go ahead despite continued warnings from the world's major space agencies. 'Blarney VI' with its crew of four astronauts is due to b...

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Funny story: Guinness and Heineken really made from Shit and Piss

Guinness and Heineken really made from Shit and Piss

Representatives for multinational drinks firms Guinness and Heineken have at last come clean and admitted that they make their beverages from human excrement.

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Funny story: Ireland and the UK to introduce 'Drink Driving' lanes on private toll roads.

Ireland and the UK to introduce 'Drink Driving' lanes on private toll roads.

The governments of Ireland and the United Kingdom are co-operating on a highly controversial plan to introduce police controlled private toll roads for drunk drivers.

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Funny story: Ireland predictably lowers drinking age to 4

Ireland predictably lowers drinking age to 4

DUBLIN, Ireland - In a very unsuprising move today, the Republic of Ireland passed a law that lowered the legal drinking age in the country from ten to four years old. Approximately 0.0003 percent of the population was stunned at the announcement mad...

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Funny story: Former Bond Pierce Brosnan may Face Assault Charges

Former Bond Pierce Brosnan may Face Assault Charges

Smug b*stard Pierce Brosnan is being investigated for alegedly assaulting a photographer. LA County Sheriff Randy Allnite had this to say: "We are investigating a complaint made against smug b*stard Pierce B...

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Funny story: Ireland PM Ahern gets massive payrise

Ireland PM Ahern gets massive payrise

Bertie Ahern, the Prime Minister - or Taoiseach as he is referred to in his home country - has been given a pay rise. This fact in itself is nothing too dramatic but what makes it particularly interesting is the fact that he is now b...

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