At least five hundred people have been killed in tornadoes that tore through parts of the US state of Oklahoma, officials say, dramatically improving the state's overall appearance and potentially raising its median I.Q. The storms forced road clo...
Immigrants south of the border are fleeing Mexico due to a 2009 law Mexican President Calderon signed making it a crime with steep penalties to not have proper immigration documents while in the country of Mexico, and upholding even stricter Mexican...
Yes, it's being called 'Bigotsgate' - Gordon Brown's gobby comments will NEVER be forgotten, however many times he attempts to apologize. It's known that three out of four voters believe that immigration IS a significant problem for Britain. W...
Phoenix, AZ - In case you've been hiding out on a desert island for the past few weeks and haven't been privy to a computer, newspaper or television, last week, Arizona Governor, Jan Brewer, signed into law a bill that significantly toughened Arizona...
President Barack Hussein Obama issued a devastating Fatwa against the struggling state of Arizona which has been over run with crime from outside it's borders and forced to take measures to protect it's citizens and it's financial well being, thereby...
WASHINGTON, DC - In response to years of Federal authorities ignoring illegal immigration problems in Arizona, Governor Brewer signed a law making the violation of Federal Law (illegal entry into the United States) into an offense which is enforceabl...
The Home Office has tried to hide shocking new statistics on Polish Immigration to the UK in the last year and were only forced to make the stats public when a Polish Pole Dancer, Iliaka Rimmurbottomoff had the 2inch file shoved into her knickers, wh...
The Prime Minister today expressed his concern regarding levels of immigration from the sub continent as a result of the Icelandic volcano eruption crisis. It is reported that up to 100,000 immigrants a day are unable to land in this country durin...
Border checkpoints in northern Vermont and Maine were overwhelmed as a horde of elected Democratic Lawmakers fled their home states to seek asylum in Canada and shield themselves from criticism from voters. A spokesman for Border Security said, "I...
"He had been acting strangely since day one, lurking around behind clothes racks and spending a lot of time watching the security monitors in the back room," said Quentin Newbry, acting store manager for Jamieson's Supermarket in La Puente,Ca. Gu...
An elderly widow from Milton Keynes was shocked to discover a family of 8 illegal immigrants sleeping in a bag of Fair Cop bananas she bought from her local supermarket. Fat bag Daisy Upton, 73, said, "Ooh, well, now there's thing. I did think...
UK Government representative David Miliband has described the use of fake immigrants as outrageous today. The foreign secretary vowed to "get to the bottom" of the case in Dubai, where several fake immigrants were filmed by gold plated CCTV camera...
Would-be UK immigrants will need to brush up on their queuing etiquette if they want to add "Wait" to their citizenship applications and become "True-Queue Brits", immigration minister Den Stwitte announced yesterday. 'The simple and courteous act...
In a desperate fight the increasing levels of Xenophobia, US president Barack Obama has hired Apple CEO Steve Jobs to help the Government fight public opinion and make the population realise that they 'want' immigration. In a cleverly arranged pre...
Home Secretary Alan Johnson has declared the UK full and ordered that the UK Border agency close all Ports with immediate effect. For years now British Daily Mail readers have been screaming from the roof tops that the UK's population was getting...
In an unprecedented move by the Conservative Party leadership, David Cameron today announced that immigration issues would form a core component of the party's general election manifesto. Mr Cameron was quick to deny that his plan to restrict the...
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