Kanye West's recent comment that ''George Bush doesn't care about black people," made during a telethon last week for hurricane relief, has caused a major outcry amongst White House Officials. Mr. West has been challenged to a na...
New Orleans -- In a shock turnaround, the President of America offers full monetary and emotional aid to the victims of Hurricane Katrina.
NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER, MIAMI - Meteorologists have concluded days of exhaustive post-hurricane analysis...
Inspired by the popular science notion that a butterfly flapping its wings in one part of the world can cause a hurricane in another part of the world, the F.B.I. has begun a search for the butterfly that was responsible for the recent Hurricane Katr...
New Orleans - Flanked by a glowing contingent of evangelical supporters, including the Rev. Pat Robertson and Left-Behind Rapture guru Tim Lehaye, President Bush on Thursday unveiled a bold new initiative to help victims of Hurricane Katrina. "...
New Orleans -- In a city already beleaguered by looters, flooding, and incompetent FEMA officials, news that $2000 debit cards being given to Hurricane Katrina refugees were NOT issued by Capital One brought further fear and trepidation to residents,...
Houston -- The Bush administration's pledge to provide $2000 debit cards to victims of Hurricane Katrina reportedly "quadrupled" the population of the Astrodome in a matter of hours. Said one box-seat level official, "Individuals...
OIL RICH, TX - Closed-door sessions are underway with Big Oil rallying after the unexpected successful use of Hurricane Katrina as an excuse to raise crude oil and fuel prices to unprecedented highs. Now the game is on to see that they stay that way.
In the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina the first "early responders" were not FEMA or Red Cross relief teams. The National Guard was yet many miles away. Stepping into this complete void, teams of highly talented looters braved the rising flo...
Houston -- Hurricane Katrina knocked out less than 10% of US refinery capacity. The current 'gas shortage' is in fact a reality shortage," according to experts, as several Louisiana refineries are already back on line. They're ra...
NEW ORLEANS (AP)-Eager to show his concern for New Orleans hurricane and flood victims amidst accusations that federal relief efforts had greatly failed, President George Bush and his advisors flew by helicopter deep into the flood-ravaged city and s...
The Governor of Louisiana, in conjunction with the head of F.E.M.A. and the mayor of New Orleans, have come up with some rather unconventional plans to assist in the clean up and rescue efforts in the hurricane ravaged area. Government spokesman Edg...
NEW ORLEANS (AP)-In a speech to reporters while on tour of a refugee camp here on Monday, US President George Bush mixed up the hurricane-ravaged states of Louisiana and Mississippi with war-torn Iraq, and exhibited extensive confusion about the two...
Jefferson Parish -- Alligators assisting in the clean-up of Hurricane Katrina victims have reportedly demanded 50,000 gallons of Tabasco sauce from the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA). According to the Central Reptile Organizing Comittee...
BAGHDAD (Reuters) Responding to the state of emergency in the wake of the devastation left by Hurricane Katrina, Iraqi officials announced this afternoon that they are offering the United States an oil for food program.
In the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, shock and sadness turned to disbelief and shame as Americans realized that Michael Brown and other FEMA officials waited over four days before beginning to deliver any kind of relief to the citizens of New Orlea...
After both the Super Dome in New Orleans and the Astrodome in Houston stepped up and offered shelter to the victims of Hurricane Katrina, the National Football League decided to offer its own form of aid.
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