INDIANAPOLIS - Terry Bollea, better known as Hulk Hogan, was in Indianapolis at The One Gadzillion Books Bookstore signing copies of his latest book Me & Rocky III. Afterwards he was asked by the book store's manager, Pirrelo Slimpike, about t...
Harry Potter author JK Rowling is to return to writing for children after her adult book 'The casual vacancy' was panned by critics. "God knows what she was thinking about" said Ian Rankin "The adult book was so bad I'm surprised that it was even...
BRENTWOOD, California - Maria Shriver is still extremely upset at the fact that her soon-to-be-ex-husband Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a child out of wedlock with their long time housekeeper. Maria, whose mother Eunice is a Massachusetts Kennedy...
The author of mucky book trilogy, 50 Shades of Grey, EL James is said to be unhappy with the label of 'mummy porn' for her series of dirty books. The books are sweeping the nation as 'ladies' take a break from cooking and cleaning to read this abo...
50 Shades of Grey by E L James V 10 Shades of Shit by Chantelle Battersby 50 Shades of grey is the book of the moment. Everybody is trying to get their hands on a copy of this book of "Mummy Porn". But is it as good as all the hype makes it out to be. ? A local first time author, Chantelle Battersby from Miles Platting Manchester, claims that author E L James had stolen her id...
The majority of motion pictures start off as books. When Margaret Mitchell wrote her Civil War classic Gone With The Wind, she had no idea that Clark Gable and Vivien Leigh would be uttering the words that she wrote in their 1936, War Between The States epic movie Gone With The Wind. When L. Frank Baum wrote the Wizard of Oz he never envisioned that one day there would be dozens of little dwarf...
"FROM THE GRIMM WORLD COLLECTION" The Little Blowout Preventer That Couldn't. The Brave Captain of the Exxon Valdez. Hillary Hears a "Hunh?" Green Cigs and Spam Oh, the People You'll Fight ! One State Two State - Red State Blue State. Where is Barack's Bellybutton? The Fat Cat in the Brass Hat How the Grinch Stole Congress. On the Night You Were Had. Mitt and the Giant Pork. The Sw...
But the electronic readers are not at all happy about it, according to Head Kindle Hedda. "Amazon officials never discussed this whole thing with us," complained Hedda, continuing, "apparently they just annoyed Target so much that the business ass...
World renown expert on countries Zorbatini Teakettle has just published his 17th book. His latest publication is titled The Origin of The Word Samoa and Some More Country Name Origins. Mr. Teakettle, a native of Woonsocket, Rhode Island, has personally traveled to 195 of the world's 196 countries. He recently appeared on The View and was asked by co-host Whoopi Goldberg, which is the only c...
"Oui," answers Poirot. You see, it's the cells, those "little gray cells" that the Belgian detective always speaks of. Now someone has stolen his thunder, taken the word gray (sometimes spelled grey), and is using it to make a mint. And Poirot...
After two years of planning and six months of construction, Bolton has finally got its own library book. Entitled 'Bolton's Library Book', it is a gripping account of Bolton's pioneering library book project. Five thousand potential readers have a...
One of The Spoof's most controversial writers, who shall remain anonymous, but his initials are J-O and lives in Holland, had a recent domestic accident. Whilst chatting to his missus he forgot that the dish washer door was open. Walking backwards he tumbled over the door (not the dryer) and cracked his thick-bonce against the side of the dish-washer door, a tough Miele and German perfection. H...
After walking the streets of New York City before he finally managed to get "Carrie", his first book, published, Stephen King had 15 other books ready and waiting at home. However, the editors made him change the titles. It's a good thing. Stephen King's Top 15 Worst Book Titles: 15. Sodom's Lot 14. Wojo 13. Starfarter 12. The Dude Zone 11. Fag of Bones 10. Delores C...
For the first time, Kindle, the electronic book reader from Amazon, had a stand at the London Book Fair this year. On the stand were a number of best selling authors who have come out to support electronic book readers. "Our mistake," said Kindle...
The Reverend T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg, NC was apprehended yesterday in the village of Hartfield, the UK, for burning two hundred copies of A.A. Milne' s famous children's book, Winnie the Pooh! The action took place at A.A. Milne's gravesite amid...
Four days after arriving at the White House as an upstairs maid in the summer of 1863, 19-year-old Bronx native Bebe Meardsley lost her virginity to the President of the United States. In an explosive and salacious new memoir, "It wasn't that much of a Secret: My Affair with President Abreham Lincoln and its Aftermath," to be published Wednesday by Bealistok & Bloome, Bebe Meardsley describ...
Within days of its release, this book has already outsold all other King books put together. People are standing in line at bookshops waiting for fresh deliveries. Printers are finding it increasingly difficult to keep up with the demand. The plot centers on a mismatched group of 19 people who set off on a Mad mad mad mad mad road trip to gatecrash a Tea Party in Iowa. One by one they are bumpe...
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