Stephen King's Top 15 Rejected Book Titles

Written by Bureau

Thursday, 22 March 2012

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King's retitled bestsellers frightened many readers!

After walking the streets of New York City before he finally managed to get "Carrie", his first book, published, Stephen King had 15 other books ready and waiting at home. However, the editors made him change the titles. It's a good thing.

Stephen King's Top 15 Worst Book Titles:

15. Sodom's Lot

14. Wojo

13. Starfarter

12. The Dude Zone

11. Fag of Bones

10. Delores Cleghorn

9. Bean Catcher

8. Hey, Hey We're Duma Keys

7. The Green Bile

6. Gerald's Gamey

5. The Shunning

4. Pet Seminary

3. Nose Matter

2. The Girl Who Loved G. Gordon Liddy

1. Tummyknockers

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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