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Funny story: Airlines to cut costs with recycling

Airlines to cut costs with recycling

Reno, Nevada (Faux News) - Airline industry executives from several major carriers concluded a three day conference in Reno, Nevada. The purpose of the conference was to address the growing travel crisis fueled largely by the high cost of jet fuel.

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Funny story: New U.S. Airline Industry Strategy Will Save BILLIONS!

New U.S. Airline Industry Strategy Will Save BILLIONS!

Kittyhawk, NC (Plane Truth) - Something had to be done. Airlines have struggled for decades to stay in the air in the face of increased production costs, stiff competition in the dog-fight aviation business, and, don't we all kno...

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Funny story: Major US Airlines Unveil New Plan

Major US Airlines Unveil New Plan

O'Hare Airport, Chicago IL - Executives from all major US airlines emerged from a closed door meeting, having agreed on a plan to cease mergers and increase their passenger carrying capacity.

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Funny story: RyanAir revealed to be an airline

RyanAir revealed to be an airline

In a shock expose by the BBC's "Watchdog" program last night, it was revealed that RyanAir is actually an airline.

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Funny story: Rocket man claims 'It's not rocket science'

Rocket man claims 'It's not rocket science'

Yves Rossy, the pilot who wowed the public with his rocket powered solo flight over Bex, Switzerland has explained how easy it is to achieve the feat.

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Funny story: EasyAir and RyanJet Gift Vouchers too much of a gift

EasyAir and RyanJet Gift Vouchers too much of a gift

Following hot on the heels of their appearances on the BBC's Watchdog, budget airlines EasyAir and RyanJet have both decided to re-align their gift voucher system and make them more customer-unfriendly.

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Funny story: Delta and Northwest To Form Airline Equivalent of Bonnie & Clyde

Delta and Northwest To Form Airline Equivalent of Bonnie & Clyde

In what will be the biggest airline merger in history, Delta Airlines and Northwest Airlines will join together to ultimately tag-team double-screw the air-traveling public. Squeezed by record high fuel prices and an economy readying itself for a lan...

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Funny story: FAA Plans to ground all World Airlines

FAA Plans to ground all World Airlines

Making it clear that safety is here to stay again, the FAA plan to extend their grounding of air carriers to every air carrier in the world, bringing "US Style Safety' to airlines that, while they may not have explicitly requested the assist...

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Funny story: Feds finally take action in Airline Industry Bankruptcy Crisis: Auditors now required aboard all airline flights

Feds finally take action in Airline Industry Bankruptcy Crisis: Auditors now required aboard all airline flights

Louisville, Kentucky - Criticized by the airline industry for not taking a more assertive approach in dealing with the worsening airline industry bankruptcy crises, the federal government announced today it is now requiring all airlines to have an in...

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Funny story: Airplane makes emergency landing after CEO files for bankruptcy in mid-flight

Airplane makes emergency landing after CEO files for bankruptcy in mid-flight

Washington, DC - Another airline just went belly up but not before one of its airplanes bound for LAX was informed in mid-flight by its CEO that he had to file for bankruptcy so they had better land the plane as soon as possible because none of the p...

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Funny story: Tiger Toppled at Champions Run

Tiger Toppled at Champions Run

Omaha, NE (Omaha World-Herald) - Due to more American Airlines flights being grounded for inspections, Tiger Woods got stuck in Omaha Nebraska this past weekend while en route to the Masters Tournament in Augusta Georgia. Not being one to waste time...

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Funny story: US to identify airline passengers by their Body Odour

US to identify airline passengers by their Body Odour

TheSpoof.com has learned that the US Transportation Security Association (TSA), also known as the Tourette Syndrome Association, are to introduce Body Odour recognition for airline passengers, in add...

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Funny story: British Airways launch "sexual intercourse" class on transantlantic flights

British Airways launch "sexual intercourse" class on transantlantic flights

British Airways is responding to new air travel business models by launching a revolutionary new cabin on all transatlantic flights.

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Funny story: Relaxation on what you can take on planes

Relaxation on what you can take on planes

Air travellers can look forward to taking a full set of limbs onto planes after regulations were relaxed at most airports across the UK.

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Funny story: Jet Blue goes Blue Tooth - now passengers can surf the net while they waste away on the tarmac

Jet Blue goes Blue Tooth - now passengers can surf the net while they waste away on the tarmac

Washington, DC - Jet Blue is the first of many airlines that will go online, offering passengers the option to surf the Internet while in flight.

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Funny story: Hooters Waitress, Kyla Ebbert, loses carry-on luggage during Southwest flight to Playboy.com interview; in-flight nudity, body shots and debauchery

Hooters Waitress, Kyla Ebbert, loses carry-on luggage during Southwest flight to Playboy.com interview; in-flight nudity, body shots and debauchery

San Diego, California - In an attempt to make amends to Hooters waitress, Kyla Ebbert, for forcing her off their flight for wearing allegedly scantily clad clothing, Southwest Airlines offered to fly Ebbert to her Playboy.com interview free of charge...

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Funny story: Ryanair voted the World's favourite Airline

Ryanair voted the World's favourite Airline

Today Monday 12th November 2007 a vote taken by Airline Passengers from all over the Globe unanimously voted Ryanair as the Worlds favourite and most caring Airline beating Brazilian TAM Linhas Aereas by a narrow margin.

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